It was twenty years ago or so
I started a war then, you know
It's been fading in and out again
But you've always been loyal, my friends
So let me introduce to you
The force you've known for all these years!
Emp'ror Palpy's Only Darks Club Band!

We're Emp'ror Palpy's Only Darks Club Band
We hope you will join in the war
Emp'ror Palpy's Only Darks Club Band
Sit back and watch the blood and gore
Emp'ror Palpy's Only
Emp'ror Palpy's Only
Emp'ror Palpy's Only Darks Club Band

It's wonderful to be here
It's such a lovely thrill
You're such obedient subjects
I'd love to make you all my slaves
I'd love to make you mine!

I don't really want to stop the fun
But the Emp'ror ain't the only one
Who can lead us into the dark times
And his words don't even have to rhyme!
So may I introduce to you
The one and only Lord Vader!
Emp'ror Palpy's Only Darks Club Baaaand!!!

DAAAAAARTH VAAAAAAADERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

What would you think if I cut off your hand?
Would you scream out and fall to your death?
Lend me your ears, and I'll always command
Even if you think I have bad breath

Oh, I get by with a little help from the Force
Oh, I get high with a little help from the Force
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from the Force

What do I do when my son fights me back?
(Does it piss you off and make you roar?)
How do I feel when he won't cut me slack?
(Are you mad because he's such a bore?)

No! I get by with a little help from the Force!
Yes, I get high with a little help from the Force
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from the Force

(Do you need anybody?)
I just need someone to kill
(Could it be anybody?)
I want somebody to kill

(Do you believe in the way of the Dark?)
Yes, it makes me more powerful all the time
(What do you see when you trample a park?)
I won't tell you, cause it's mine, all mine!

Oh, I get by with a little help from the Force
Oh, I get high with a little help from the Force
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from the Force

(Do you need anybody?)
I just need someone to kill
(Could it be anybody?)
I want somebody to kill
Oh, I get by with a little help from the Force
Oh, I get high with a little help from the Force
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from the Force
Yes, I get by with a little help from the Force
A little help from the FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCE!