Ahem. Yes, this is a silly poem about Leggo that I thought up in the
shower. It is not meant to be serious, or to rhyme. Also, Leggo is a
product of Tolkien and the alliteration was inspired by "Ah-nold" on Conan
O'Brien last night. Thank you.

An Awesome Adventure in An Alliterative Acronym:

L is for those Luscious Long Legs and Lean Limbs when you Lounge on the
Lawn.

E is for your Excellently Elegant Elocution when you Express yourself.

G is for the Gregarious Garden Green of your Gorgeous Garb.

O is for your Obviously Outstanding Omniscience Over Others.

L is for your Luminously Lovely Locks of a Lively Light color.

A is for your Awesomely Accurate Arrows due to your Adeptly Avenging
Archery.

S is for your Silky Smooth Skin that Slides over your Slimly Structured
form as you Sexily Swagger.