Sorry about waiting forever for adding to my Formidable Four series. Other projects, writer's block, etc. Well, here's a song parody that I thought about putting in Diamonds are 10-20, but Kar told me not to. (Just kidding!) It's a parody of "All I Care About is Love" from /Chicago/. I thought about doing one of "The Cell Block Tango" but that's been parodied to death. Then again, men in tight black leather, mmmmmm... If I do that parody, I'd probably have Jesse as the Hunyak character. (She was also innocent.) So, would I have him dressed for ballet (no tutu, just tights and leotard) or flamenco? (He'd be speaking in Spanish.)And, no, I won't do "They Both Reached for the Gun"!

Well, here's "All She Cares About Is Love". I picture them doing it the way they did it in the stage production with the prisoners waving big white feathery fans. I just can't see Helen stripping before a crowd of male prisoners.

PRISONERS: We, want, Helen

Give, us, Helen

H...E...L-E-N

We're all hers

We're, all, stuck in the pen

But with her,

Things can't get worse!

HELEN: I don't care about expensive things

Cashmere coats, diamond rings

Don't mean a thing

All I care about is love!

PRISONERS: That's what she's here for!

HELEN: I don't care about no silken suits

Ruby studs, high heeled boots

Don't mean a thing

All I care about is love!

PRISONERS: All she cares about is love!

HELEN: (Admires Rolex's flexed muscles) Give me two biceps true

softly saying

PRISONERS: I must sue

HELEN: Let me see him standing there

And honest, mister, I'm a millionare!

I don't care for any fine attire

That Cashman's might admire

No, no, not me

All I care about is love!

PRISONERS: All she cares about is love!

HELEN: Maybe you think I'm talking about physical love. Well, I'm not! Not just physical love, there's other kinds of love. Like love of justice, love of legal procedure, love of lending a hand to someone who really needs you, love of your fellow man. That's the kind of love I'm talking about! (Some of the guys strike poses for her) And physical love ain't so bad either.

It may sound odd

But all I care about is love!

PRISONERS: That's what she's here for!

HELEN: That's what I'm here for!

Honest to God

All I care about is love

PRISONERS: All she cares about is love!

HELEN: Show me long wavy hair

Flowing down about to there

Let me see

Him running free

Keep your money, that's enough for me!

(She and the prisoners dance Rockette style)

I don't care for driving Lexus cars

Or resteraunts with four stars!

No, sir, not me,

All I care about is

Doin' the guy in

Who's pickin' on you

Twistin' the wrist

That's turnin' the screw

All I care about, is...Love!

PRISONERS: All she cares about is love!