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Mrs. Trunks Briefs
Author of 6 Stories

Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Vegeta & Yamcha - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 05-08-04 - Published: 03-24-04 - Complete - id:1788436

Hey! What up? I’m back with a new CHAPPIE of “um... tha?” Well, I’ve decided to hurry and finish this fic! I want to thank all the reviewers!! Andy-chan, Unknown Wanderer, Pikachu hunter, Deathly Quiet, The Silver Mirror, and mostly Myshel!! Because without her... I wouldn’t be here!! cry

Trunks: There, there...

Okies, that’s enough of that!! Now on with “um...tha?” (Disclaimer: If I haven’t made it clear before I will now... I DON’T OWN DBZ OR ANY OTHER SHOWS!! OR SONGS EITHER!!!)

Vegita and Yamcha stood outside the house, ready for their punishment. Bulma, her mother, and her father stood before them, veins popping out of their heads. “Why...,” asked Bulma calmly then she exploded, “DID YOU TURN THE HOUSE INTO A GIANT ROBOT?!!!”

“It was Yamcha’s idea!” blurted out Vegita.

“YAMCHA!!” yelled the family trio.

“It wasn’t me! It was Vegita! He confessed when he was operating it!” Yamcha yelled back.

“AGAIN HE DENIES ME!!” cried Vegita dramatically.

“SHUT UP!!” Yamcha yelled back at him.

“Ahem,” said Mrs. Briefs, “Now your punishment for turning the house into a robot-

“And killing my new friend!” Bulma interrupted.

“Yes, that too, you two must do a stand-up act together.”

“And make it funny!” said Dr. Briefs.

“Ah, crap,” groaned Vegita, he turned to Yamcha, “Do you wanna be the dumb one or should I?”

“Um... you should.” answered Yamcha.

Vegita smacked him across the face, “Hey! Who are you calling dumb?!”

“So it begins,” said the Ballyhoo sadly.

“WHAT?!!” exclaimed Vegita, “You’re still alive?”

“Yes, I am,” she said cooly, “and I must admit, that was a really cool special attack!”

“INDEED!!”

“Must you say that, Vegita?” asked Yamcha.

“INDEED!”

“Oh, well,” said Yamcha giving up, “Might as well just give it to him.”

“HEY!” intervened Bulma, “You guys still have a stand-up to do! And because you’re wasting your time; you’ll keep this up until dinner!”

“B-but,” whined Yamcha.

“NO BUTS!”

“Except yours,” Vegita muttered under his breath.

“WHAT?”

“I said,” Vegita began, when suddenly the ground began to shake and the house transformed into the giant robot. It launched into the air with Dr. Briefs and Yamcha laughing and hooting. “Leave Vegita alone, Bulma!” cried Dr. Briefs, “This robot is frickin’ cool!”

Vegita, Bulma, the Ballyhoo girl stared after them in amazement. “Hey!” the Ballyhoo called after the robot, “WAIT!!” She ran after it, leaving Vegita and Bulma alone.

Bulma turned to Vegita, “They’re not coming back, are they?”

Vegita shook his head. They stood there not really knowing what to do, Vegita kicked the ground with his foot and Bulma coughed in her hand. “So,” said Vegita, “You wanna make-out?”

Bulma looked at him then stared out to the path the robot took, “Sure.”

And they began to make-out, big time.

If I could find you now things would get better

We could leave this town and run forever

Let your waves crash down on me and take me away

Thus, ends the story of Vegita and Yamcha and their run-in with a mythical creature feared by all races in the universe. And in the end nothing happened between them, but Vegita got to score with Bulma. Which was good for him. And just in case you’re still wondering, Ballyhoo is an informal extravagant publicity or fuss, and I guess that’s what happened. One big fuss happened, and nobody but a really cool robot could stop, but maybe that robot just made a bigger mess than before. END!!



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