Authoress’s notes: A poem written the overly obsessed with dueling Yugi
trying to teach Joey how to duel, well actually its written by me, but
(shrugs) nevermind.

Advice to a dueling nitwit

Now Joey first draw 5 cards,
Don’t show them the enemy.
No! Don’t eat my cards Joey!
Get the Dark magician out of your mouth!

Now pick a card, and set one on the field,
No... a cheeseburger doesn’t count Joey.
Good, now attack the enemy,
No not me!

Stop biting my arm!
Good, Oh no your monster’s been destroyed,
1000 life points down the drain.
Your turn now.

Draw another card.
Joey, why are you pulling my hair...
OU OU OU!
That’s it!

I grab him by the ear,
And pull out the duel ring.
To bad,
I can’t teach dueling nitwits.

But... I think I’ll just take Joey’s place,
Can’t waste a good duel now can we now?

By Yugi Motou