dont own Invader Zim, just this plot!

The Chicken

By:possom2009

Dib sat in front of the TV, Watching a tape he stole from Zim's base.

Dib: Lets see what Zim's been up to.

What he saw made him fall to the floor laughing

Zim: Gir! Hand me that pointy...thingy.

Gir: This one?

Zim: No, Gir, thats chicken. That one, yes, that one right-GIR! The chicken does not plug in to the wall!

Gir: I knoooooooooww!

Zim: GIR! Releases the earth fowl at once! Stupid chicken.

Chicken: Ba-cok?

Zim: You dare question the mighty ZIM? Hey! Get off! GIR! HELP!

Gir: Okeydokie! I like chickens!

Zim: Yes Gir, I'm aware of that. NOW GET IT OFF OF MEEEEEEEEEE!

Gir: How?

Zim: JUST GET IT OFF OF ME! OWWWWWW! MY EYE! MY EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!

Gir: YES MASTER! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Zim: GIR! GIR! WHERE ARE YOU GOOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG? GGGGIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR!

Gir: The Evil Monkey shows on! Wanna watch the Evil Monkey show with me, Chicken?

Chicken: Ba-cok!

Gir: YAY! You wanna watch to master? Master? He don't look good does he Chicken?

Chicken: Ba-bacok!

Gir: A bath? YAY! I'll clean you off master!

'SPLASH!'

Zim: GAAAAAAAHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNSSSSSS! WHY MUST IT !

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Hope ya enjoyed it!