A/N: Don’t ask about the accents.

My monster can beat up yours! -

Inuyasha and Sasuke where sitting around dueling. And by some weird twisted thing, their favorite monsters were sitting next to them. Silver fang for Inuyasha and Niwatori for Sasuke.

Inuyasha: Blast you, chicken-head, you’re cheating! *standing up, pointing an accusing finger at Sasuke*

Sasuke: What?! How dare you accuse me of something so dishonorable!? *also standing up*

Inuyasha: Don’t try to pull that honor crap, I saw you!!

Sasuke: You’re just a sore loser, dog boy!

Inuyasha: *lunges across the table at Sasuke*

As Sasuke and Inuyasha were fighting, some cards fell out of Inuyasha’s sleeve.

Sasuke: *in an Irish accent* Ah-ha! So it was you who was cheating, you little shite!

Inuyasha: o.O Since when did you become Irish?

Sasuke: ......Quit trying to change the subject!!

~~Meanwhile~~

Silver Fang: Seriously, when did Sasuke become Irish?

Niwatori: Since he found out his da was.

Silver Fang: Well, it doesn’t mean you have to too.

Niwatori: Well, it comes with the package, he’s me master. So, what’s Inuyasha?

Silver Fang: He’s American.

Niwatori: Sweet Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, we’re all doomed!!

Silver Fang: o.O

~~Back to the Fight~~

Inuyasha had Sasuke in a head-lock.

Sasuke: Let me go, you bloody American!

Inuyasha: *gasps and lets go* Who told you my secret?

And by some chance, Sesshomaru happened to walk by at that particular moment, with Ninetails by his side.

Sasuke: He did! *points to Sesshomaru*

Sesshomaru: You talking to me? *in an Italian accent?*

Inuyasha: And you call yourself my brother?

Sesshomaru: No I don’t, remember I disowned you. Now, I’m late for a Pokemon Battle. *pats nine tails head*

Inuyasha: Oh, yeah, well, you can’t disown me cause I disown you!!

Sesshomaru: Silence, I am the Don.

Inuyasha and Sasuke: *sweet drop* o.O

Seshomaru: How do you American’s say? Uh, later? *walks off*

~~Pokemon Battle~~

Yue was getting impatient waiting in an arena with Gengar by his side.

Sesshomaru: *walks in*

Yue: You’re late.

Sesshomaru: Yes, but I’m fashionably late.

Ninetails: *growls at Gengar*

Gengar: *sticks tongue out at Ninetails*

Yue: Now, now, Gengar, that’s no way to act in front of a lady.

Sesshomaru: Let’s get this over with.

Yue: If you insist.

*battle begins*

Yue: I choose you, Gengar!

Gengar: Gengar!

Sesshomaru: I choose you, Ninetails!

Ninetails: Niiiine *growl*

Sesshomaru: Go, use your quick attack!

Ninetails: Niiine *starts running*

Terriormon: *runs between Ninetails and Gengar* Aaahhhhh...

Ninetails: *skids to a stop* Nine?

Yue: What in the bloody h***? *in a British accent*

Heero: Terriormon, get back here, you little...eh? *in Canadian accent*

Sesshomaru: What are you doing? Can’t ya see that I’m in the middle of a Poke battle?

Heero: Oh, well, it’s not my fault, eh, this here little digimon, won’t listen to a word I say, eh.

~~Meanwhile~~

Anna walked by, with fusionist by her side, Inuyasha and Sasuke, who were still arguing about the whole ‘cheating’ ordeal.

Inuyasha: Just admit it already, you cheated!

Sasuke: Look who’s talking, what with you having cards stuffed up your sleeve, you scoundrel.

Inuyasha: Don’t go Irish on me, you little leprechaun.

Sasuke: *gasps* You went to far there, bloody mutt.

Anna: *in a Mexican accent* Stupid heads.

Inuyasha: What’d you call me? Go get a tamale or something.

Anna: Oh, no, you went to far, Perro. *hits him on the head with a rolled up newspaper*

Sasuke: Oooh, I have no idea what that means but it can’t be good.

Anna: Yo, Irish boy, it means dog. I could have called him worse but I’m in a good mood. So don’t screw it up for everybody.

Sasuke: Ok, *under his breathe* sweet Jaysus, Mary, Joseph this gal is bloody nuts!

Anna: ok I have no time to spend with you losers so adios’.

Anna walked off to meet Trowa.

~~Meanwhile~~

Yue: Christ, what is wrong with you, man, can’t even control your own monster.

Heero: You trying to start something, eh. You try to live with him 24-7. I’d like to see how you deal with it, eh.

Sesshomaru: What’s with the ‘eh’, uh?

Heero: What’s with the ‘uh’, eh?

Yue: And what’s with you two and the bloody ‘eh’s and ‘uh’s?

~~Meanwhile~~

Anna walked up to Trowa, while Fusionist walked up to Veemon.

Anna: Hola, Trowa.

Trowa: Buena dias

Veemon: *bouncing up and down* Hola, Fusionist.

Fusionist: *just sits there, and moves her tail in annoyance*

Anna: What’s been happening lately?

Trowa: Same old, same old.

Anna: Really? *really fast* Cause your brother’s second cousin said, that her boyfriend’s brother’s baby’s mama’s sister’s cousin said that his step- mama’s grandma’s uncle’s brother’s nephew’s son said, that you said that you were engaged to your long lost sista.

Trowa: What?! *also really fast* My brother’s second cousin’s boyfriend’s brother’s baby’s mama’s sister’s cousin’s step-mama’s grandma’s uncle’s brother’s nephew’s son lies.

~~Meanwhile~~

Veemon: Ooooh, did you hear that?

Fusionist: Huh? Oh, yeah.

Veemon: *shrugs and listens to the conversation between Anna and Trowa*

~~Meanwhile~~

Sesshomaru: Wat do ya mean ‘Digimon is better than Pokemon’?!

Yue: Yeah!

Heero: Digimon is way better than Pokemon, ya know?

Ninetails: *growls*

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A/N: *coughs* uh, that...was...FUN!!! It’s completely random insanity!! Review if you would...Thankies! It's my attempt to get flames....hmm, I have a feeling that it's gonna work.