Chette: Okay now-
Nanma: Before anything else! (waves at the people) I WOULD LIKE TO SAY... HELLO TO ALL MY FANS! I AM SO HAPPY THAT I FINALLY HAVE FANS!
Ranma: asshole. You were only popular because you look like me.
Nanma: Oh really?
Ranma: Yeah! The only difference is our eyes.
Nanma: And attitude.
Ranma: heh.
Chette: OKAY! English is NOT MY first language, I wrote this when I was a child, and I will continue it now. Note that This fanfic will be based from the Anime Scenes Ok? But as a writer, I will insert parts that doesn't come from the Anime. Because in this story, Ranma will have a twin-
Ranma: WHICH I HATE!
Nanma: I LIKE IT NOW! BECAUSE I HAVE FANS! HI FANS!
Akane: ehe...
Chette: sigh... so anyway, thanks for continuing reading this fanfic! and if you are interested, I have books now! Buy it to support me hehe.
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BROTHER, AKANE IS MINE!
A Ranma 1/2 fanfic...

Chapter Twenty-seven: Cat-fu and Kisses

Ranma growled and threw the thermos at the side. "Well fine then! I am going back to China since you do not want me here!" she yelled at Akane, while Akane slammed the door behind her. "Stupid Un-cute Tomb-" she gasped when she felt the hot water on her. "HEY!" she felt his body changing, then after a few minutes he felt his body moved. Genma just dragged him into the Dojo. "So what did I do now?" Ranma growled, looking at his father.

Genma pointed at his son, "You're going back to China? How can you talk rubbish?"

Ranma growled once again, "Is it my fault? It's all because you dragged me to China!" he yelled.

Genma shook his head furiously, "Foolish boy! The basis of your training as a martial artist is your training in the wilds of China! Without that training you can't master the techniques of the anything goes school!" he yelled,

Ranma crossed his arms, "Oh yeah! That was a great trainin ground for a martial artist! The only technique I learned there is where it turns me to become a girl and makes me ashamed to be a man!" he shivered, remembering the Jusenkyo incident.

Genma clenched his fist, "That accident was caused by your own lack of maturity! You became too careless so we both fell! But aren't you glad you are still alive?"

"I would rather have lost my life than my manhood!"

Genma sighed, "Don't act like a girl, Ranma. Always complaining about what's over and done with! At this rate, you'll never be fit to inherit Tendo Dojo-"

Ranma interrupted him, "Do I want it? Do I damn want it? I'm not the one who came up with this stupid fiancee thing!" he stopped when Genma calmed down and blinked at him, he blushed. "Oh... Okay so maybe I did overdid it a little, but she didn't havta hit me so hard with that table!"

"Akane's a normal high-spirited girl. Don't tell me that's a bad thing?"

"That's a nice way to say she's stubborn, bad-tempered and tomboy" he sat on the floor of the Dojo.

Genma grinned, "Your mouth may complain but your heart says otherwise."

Ranma blinked and blushed deeper, "er... what do you mean?"

Genma leaned forward at him, "You're being shy... you're blushing."

Ranma pushed him away, "Quit it and grow up."

Genma sighed, "Why don't you simply admit it Ranma? no doubt your insincerity stands from a basic lack of self-discipline"

Lack of Self-disciple eh? he repeated, Ranma grinned, "I can't help it. I got that from my old man."

Genma suddenly became angry, "You lout! Are you taunting your father?"

Ranma stood up, "Hey! I am the one who's daunted here! Thanks to you, all kinds of weirdos chasin me at school! Kuno... giving me roses-" he stopped because he shivered, then he continued "Sa-saying he loves me... c-chasing me around.. asking for a date... I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life.. then there's his twisted sister, Kodachi the black rose.. is as bad as he is!"

Genma yelled, "Silly boy! Don't you remember Article five, Item three in the anything goes martial arts code?"

"One must follow the paths of a warrior and a scholar..."

Genma and Ranma blinked and saw Nanma leaning on the door of the Dojo entrance.

"Nanma.. Why are you not yet sleeping?" Genma asked,

"Do you honestly contemplate that I can sleep, with you and Ranma's voice... its very strident that its disconcerting the whole neighborhood." he said, crossing his arms.

Ranma glared at his brother, "Do you think I care Nanma?"

"I'm quite aware that you don't" Nanma yawned and sat on the corner of the Dojo "So unless father stops preaching, I won't abscond. You may precede father."

"Why thank you son," Genma said, then he grabbed Ranma and pinned him down on the floor. "Don't tell me that have I spent 16 years of my life suffering hardships? taking all the pain this world can throw at me? Only to see you grow up to be such a pathetic creature?"

"You think I like it Old man? You think there's fun being a girl? Don't tell me I've got no discipline! For crying out loud I even had to do rhythmic gymnastics as a girl! Its not fair! I didn't become a martial artist to wear a leotard to fight and become the girl's champion in gymnastic! My entire life has been turned upside down!" he suddenly push his father up and in no time, Genma was beneath him and Ranma was struggling his body, giving him pain. "…And since we are on the topic of discipline, did you ever remember that black pig in China?"

Genma was in total pain, "Ranma! calm yourself and think! hurting me won't solve anything!"

Ranma closed his eyes, "Yeah, but its making me feels a whole lot better." he opened his eyes and remembered Ryoga, "And you know what's worst part is? It didn't end there. He would not stop trying to kill me! And its because you wanted pork for dinner. Still say you've got no part in messing up my life?"

Genma gasped, "You fool! Remember Article five, Item four of the code?"

Nanma rolled his eyes, "A battle cannot be won on an empty stomach - A martial artist should be ready to seize any opportunity. That means if you have food, you should eat, and eat and eat." he sighed, "Which is for me... its a utterly futile."

"And stupid." Ranma hardened his gripped at his father. "You just like to eat damn you!"

"AAAAHHH!" Genma gasped in pain, "That passion flows in your blood too! You want a proof? Remember that Chinese village of Amazons?"

Ranma blinked, "Amazons? oh that.." he let go of Genma, remembering it. "well I was just eatin' cause you were!"

Genma massage his neck, "Its more than that. You brought trouble into the tendo house! Your unresolved relationship with that chinese girl is the reason for all the trouble lately! Have you ever thought about how hard must be on the Tendos!"

Nanma nodded, "With this I can accede with Father"

"SHUT UP!" Ranma yelled at Nanma. "What does it have to do with anything?" he turned to Genma.

Genma continued to massage his neck, "Consider this and ask yourself. If you go to China where does that leave Akane?"

Ranma paused and blinked, "Well.. she'll uh..." he shivered when he felt a cold hand on his shoulder, he turned around and saw a scary Soun. "GAH! Mr. Tendo!"

"Go on Son... what she will do?" he growled

"You scared me!" Ranma moved away and put his hand on his heart, he could feel it beating fast.

"In other words, you intend to toss aside my little Akane... dump her and go to china?" he asked, standing straightly.

Ranma for a moment, he just felt that Soun Tendo was a giant. "I..." his eyes caught Nanma smirking. "W-Well.. It's not a question of dumpin her! I.."

"Ran-ma..."

"..I.. mean toss.. no...I..." he gulped looking back at Soun, "T-That's not what I meant to say..." he sweated.

Genma leaned towards Ranma, making Ranma now standing between the two friends. "Ranma! you didn't succumb to the girl's affection did you?"

"No I-"

"Saotome! What kind of a son did you raise? I don't want that pervert near my little girl!"

Now wait a darn minute! I am no pervert and why am I being prevent to get near Aka- he shook his head, "Will both of you shut up! I don't plan to leave her! Why do you always take things in the worst way you can? Listen-"

The door open wide, making Nanma stand up seeing the whole family and the others inside the Dojo.

Kasumi shook her head, "Ranma.. and Shampoo... eloping?"

Nabiki raised one eyebrow, "You and shampoo, so this is mean..you won't be marrying Akane?"

Nanma smirked, "Don't fret bro, I'll take care of your fiance.." or better yet… acquire her.

Ryoga growled, "If you're going to China to find a cure alone, think again."

Surprisingly even Kuno was there, "Fleeing the country without settling the score between us? A sad miscalculation indeed. Let's settle this now instead!"

Before Ranma could reply, Kodachi jumped towards Kuno's head which cause him to faint and then hugged Ranma. "Oh Ranma Darling! China my love? leaving me behind? Whatever shall I do?"

"Ahh Ko-Kodachi..." Ranma grimaced then he saw Akane, holding something and she was really furious. Uh boy...

Akane growled, "Well.. Well Ranma... Go elope with Shampoo or wherever you like! I hope that you and Shampoo will have a wonderful life together! Think of this as a goodbye present!" she started to swing the Kendo Stick

"W-Wait! Wait Akane! I can explain everything!"

Akane yelled, "Ranma I HATE YOU!"

Soun yelled too, "Ranma! I will never forgive you for eloping with that girl!"

Ranma yelled furiously, "YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG! I JUST WANT TO GO CHINA TO BE NORMAL AGAIN!"

"Stupid, Hentai. Jerk. Good for nothing." she whispered, as she hugged herself while sitting on the roof, early in the morning. She couldn't sleep because she was too much hurt knowing that Ranma would want to go to China to follow Shampoo. "Go follow her. I don't care anyway. Stupid. Hentai. Jerk. Good for nothing." she said, again.

"Gee Akane. You can say that in front of me you know?"

Akane almost jumped at Ranma's voice, but she soon calm down. "Then I'll say it. Stupid. Hentai. Jerk. Good for nothing. Go to China and I don't care." she looked at him directly and then looked away when she hugged her knees.

"Yeay. Thanks." he said lamely, as he sat beside her. Then he stared up at the moon, "Hey Akane, have you ever wondered why the moon has spots?"

"I don't care-"

Ranma continued, "The moon has spots, because it is a reminder to everyone that every one of us has spots." he looked at Akane, "Meaning no matter how beautiful the moon is, it can't be perfect."

Akane looked at him and raised one eyebrow, "and your point?"

"That I can't be a perfect man or a fiance.. or whatever you call it, So I hope you'll be patient." he looked at the houses below them. A few minutes went by and Ranma suddenly said, "I'm not going to China."

"Why?" she asked, Ranma frowned, "I.. mean...I see..." she said, and then she looked up at the moon. "Yeah you're right... it's beautiful..."

"It is.." Ranma said, looking at Akane.

Akane turned at him and realized he was looking at her. "Are you okay Ranma?" she asked, looking away.

"Why did you ask?" he asked, but still looking at her.

"Well.. you're staring at me," Akane said, not looking at him. and it's making me uncomfortable, she added but didn't say out loud.

"It is wrong to stare at you?" he asked, A faint blush shone on his cheeks. It was too late when he realize he had just voiced his thoughts. But he didn't deny it, since Akane just continued to stare at the moon as if nothing happened or she didn't hear it. But he knows she did. "Anyway.. the sun is going to be rising soon.. are you not tired?"

Before Akane could reply, the atmosphere color changed from dark to orange color. They both became silent and stared at the beauty in front of them. As the sun slowly rises up, she felt Ranma slowly put his arm around her without a word. She was about to bash him into the orbit but when she felt Ranma shivering, she knew that he was nervous and he was risking his life by putting his arm around her. So, she let Ranma hold her.

"Breakfast's ready!" Kasumi shouted.

Akane and Ranma both sighed and stood up, still in each other's arms.

Ranma hesitantly and reluctantly let go of Akane, "We better go down..." he said, "You're not mad at me anymore right Akane?" he asked, he smiled when Akane shook her head. "Good. Now let's go back to reality." he smirked.

"Hiya."

Akane looked up and saw Nanma towering over her. His Hazel eyes shinning brightly while looking at her, "Hi Nanma." she said, smiling. She was having a break under a tree while reading a martial arts book she borrowed from the Library.

"Are you alright?" he asked, concern in his voice.

"I'm fine." at his questioning look, she assured him, "Absolutely, what about you?"

He ignored her question and studied her, "I was vexed and decided to draw near to you."

"Why would you be worried?"

Nanma was taken back at the question, "Well.. actually.." he grabbed on his notebook tightly, "I required someone to be of assistance with my assignment." he said, sitting beside her. He opened the notebook and showed it to her, "I need to interview and evaluate these steps to someone...can you lend a hand?" he asked, rubbing his hair, "But if you can't-"

Akane smiled, "Sure. Okay... what's the first step?"

"Step one... use correct timing." he read and then with a quick grin he continued. "Step two, have a questioning plan."

"Do you have one?" Akane blinked.

"Definitely, but can you deal with it?" he teased.

Akane allowed herself an answering grin, "Don't challenge me. Nanma Saotome."

"Nevertheless... before I inquire the question I have to adhere to the steps." he looked at his notebook, and read "Step three.. know your audience or speaker..." he looked at her, "That would be you, Miss Tendo." He winked, and then he wrote her name on his book. "Step four.. ask permission to ask a question." he smirked, "Since I got your acquiescence so I'll start."

Akane giggled, "Fire away."

"Do you recall any memory about us, during our early days?" he asked, looking at her.

"About us?"

"The two of us." he added quickly. "No Ranma.. entirely you and me."

Akane thought for a second, "Well.. I remember this one time... when I caught you fighting someone..." she smiled and started to remind him by telling the story.

Young Akane smiling happily as she walked on the road, in her hands were few daisies. She just a free flowers from an old nice lady in the neighborhood and she planned to give it to her mother. "Mom, is always at her bed for a few weeks now... maybe if I will give her flower she will start cooking again!" she giggled,

"Let go of me, I am begging you!"

Young Akane stopped when she saw Young Nanma grabbing one boy crying. The boy was wounded and bruised. Could it be that it was Nanma's fault? She gasped, "Nanma!" she yelled while approaching them. "Nanma don't-"

Young Nanma glared at her, "Stay away from this Ane-chan."

"But-"

"I promise you that I will not tease you again! I thought you were a weak boy!" he cried.

"I may not be as good as martial artist like my brother, but I can beat the crap of you." he was about to punch the guy when he felt Young Akane's hand on his arm. "I told you to stay away from this!"

"Nanma! please do not hurt anyone! This is not you" she cried, the daisies fell on the dirt road. She kneeled in front of them.

"But he teased me!" Young Nanma said defensively. "I am not weak!" he added.

Young Akane looked at Young Nanma, her eyes were wet. "I believe that you have a strong heart... Nanma because you can control yourself and not getting mad."

"Ane-chan..."

"A person strong in his heart won't take down his enemy through force... daddy always say that being martial artist is not about just fighting, it also about self-discipline" she sobbed. "No matter how strong one is at fighting... as long as he's weak in his heart.. he's just a coward..."

"Do you remember that?" Akane asked,

Nanma smiled, "Yes... one of the grounds why I started to educate not just my fist but my mind and heart as well." he reached her hand and squeezed it, "You made me strong Ane-chan..." he said, blushing.

"I'm glad-"

"Well isn't this cozy?"

They turned their heads and saw Ranma standing not far away from them.

"Nanma just needs a help with his assignment." she said, as she let go of Nanma's hand which made Nanma frowned.

"Mind if I join you?" he asked, while glaring at Nanma.

"Feel free.." Nanma rolled his eyes.

"Anyway what's the next step?" Akane asked, getting the notebook.

Nanma leaned towards Akane to look at his notebook, which made Ranma eyes narrowed at them. "Step five moved from broad to ask a question." he looked at Ranma, "So Ranma, why are you obtuse?"

"WHY YOU-"

Nanma pointed, "It said broad. Asking you why you are obtuse seem like a broader question-" he shrugged.

"Do you want to die?" Ranma growled.

Akane tapped Nanma's shoulder, he looked at her. "Step six, Avoid ambiguous questions. Use common or easy to understand language" she said,

"Okay fine..." Nanma looked at Ranma, "So how come you're brainless?"

"TEME!" Ranma growled, "And don't you even think I don't understand what Obtuse or brainless means!"

Akane shook her head, "Step seven... Do not use threatening questions... Nanma" she said.

Nanma sighed, "Ranma, how can one be stupid?"

"NANMA!" Ranma growled,

Nanma sighed and stood up, "I don't need help from my assignment anymore." Akane gave the notebook to him, "Thank you Ane-chan, I'll see you in a while." he said, then he left the two of them.

"Is that the same question he's been asking you?" Ranma asked his nerves frayed.

"No. He ask me something about our memory when we were kids." she said,

"And what kind of memory is that?" he insisted to know.

Akane got up, "It's just a childhood memory of me and Nanma, Ranma." she said, then she begun to walk away.

"But what is it?" Ranma asked, "Can't I know the details?" he groaned, "Akane!" he yelled while following her.

Ranma went straightly to their room after their school ended. Akane didn't answer his question so he will get it from his brother.

"It is dreadful to gawk at someone you know?" Nanma felt uncomfortable under Ranma's intense scrutiny. "Stop gaping at me." he growled and flipped another page of the book he was reading.

"Spill it." Ranma said it in two words.

Nanma turned to look at him, "Spill out what?"

Ranma scoffed. "What did you and Akane talk about under the tree?"

Nanma shook his head with such ferocity that his dark haired whipped back and forth together with his pigtailed, "About my memories with her-"

"and what is it?"

"Are you obliged to know everything?"

"When it comes to Akane, I must know because she is my fiancee!"

"Oh so now you agree to the verity that you and her are already betrothed?" he frowned.

Ranma blushed, "No I mean-"

"Very well." Nanma said, closing the book. "Since you are too prying about this, I'll recount. But before that..." The sentence trailed off as he remembered how he must deal with this. If telling Ranma about his memory with Akane, what will it benefit him? "Impart an early days story of you and Ane-chan." he said, smirking.

Ranma didn't say anything, though his shock was evident in his expression. "That was-"

"Let's be evenly balanced brother. I'll tell you my memory, if you tell me yours."

Ranma blushed, "Well-"

"It must be a treasured memory that I don't know." he narrowed his eyes. "Or else I won't tell you."

Damn it... he's the smart one so I can't trick him. But I really wanted to know that memory of him and Akane... he took a deep breath, "That is cruel, because you know every memory of mine with Akane..." he remembered how he always tell his brother about his life, and sometimes Nanma interrogates him so that didn't help him at all to keep a secret.

"That's the point" Nanma crossed his arms, "So you admit defeat?"

Ranma clenched his fist, "Well.. there is this.. one memory.. I didn't tell you when we were kids... the only memory that I was able to keep... I will tell you but you promise me that you will tell me your memory with Akane."

"You have my word."

Ranma blushed deeper, "It all started when we... came back to the Tendos.. and I saw Akane inside the Dojo."

Young Akane opened her eyes when she felt someone sat beside her. She was laying on the Dojo floor and she just finished sparring with her father. She maybe a young child but she is full of spirit, that's what Young Ranma thought.

"Oh hi Ranma, Sorry I fell asleep" she said, as she sat up. "I just finished sparring with daddy-"

"Its Ok." Young Ranma shrugged and smiled, "Just rest when you feel tired... you seem to be working hard lately, mommy told me we have to take care of ourselves since we are young" he said,

"Ever since Mommy started to sleep more, Dad became lonely because mommy is ignoring him... so I had no choice but to play with daddy..." she said, as she lay on the floor again.

"You are still a girl." Young Ranma reminded her.

"I don't like being pampered because I am a girl." Young Akane said, closing her eyes. "So even sometimes its impossible for me, I want to do my best in everything and right now cheering my dad is my goal. Plus I do not want to lose-"

"I am just telling you that you are Akane. Don't be influenced by what the people say around you. So don't work too hard. Take care of yourself" Young Ranma said, looking at her childhood friend. "You are Akane that is why you are Special. You are Akane that is why I am protecting you." he added.

"Protect?" she asked, but still her eyes are closed.

"Remember the time when you tried to save this guy from being beaten? knowing you Akane, you always want to save others." he said, looking down at her. "and I would always want to protect you."

That made Young Akane's eyes opened, she gave Young Ranma a rare cute smile. "I am very grateful for you, Ranma.. really. I do not know... how to pay you."

"Close your eyes." Young Ranma said, scratching his chin.

"For what?" Young Akane asked,

"I will get my payment." Young Ranma said, blushing.

Young Akane closed her eyes, and Young Ranma kissed her.

Ranma's face was as red as his chinese shirt while Nanma just broke the hard bound book on his hand when Ranma finished his story, "Well.. I doubt it... if Akane knew that was her first kiss... knowing Akane... she may think that it was my hand that touched her lips...and she doesn't know I was her first-"

"DAMN YOU RANMA!" he screamed then started throwing punches at Ranma. He flew and was thrown into the wall and to the floor.

"UGH!" He looked on the floor, a pool of saliva and blood below his knees. He felt his aura rising, and brought himself to his feet, "W-What did you do that for?"

"YOU STOLE AKANE'S FIRST KISS! YOU DISINTEGRATING CREATURE!"

"WELL YOU WANTED TO KNOW!" Ranma yelled,

Nanma rushed towards Ranma and back-fisted him hard across the cheek, watching him spin to the floor. "FIGHT BACK!"

Ranma growled as he stood up, "You're my brother but this really hurts so you'll pay!" Ranma cried out, he started to fight him back, threw a lot of punches and kick him really hard making him threw across the door which caught the attention of the family.

Akane gasped seeing the two Saotome's in blood while they are fighting with each other. "ENOUGH YOU TWO!" she yelled,

With both of their final punches hitting each other, both of them fell unconscious.

He was dizzy. Nanma's stomach was bandaged tightly. He couldn't move much more, his vision was blurred, But he tried his best as he shook his head and blinked several times. "What happened?" he asked, now realizing that Akane was beside him.

"Thank Goodness.. you're awake..." Akane whispered. "It has been two days..."

"W-What?" Nanma asked, he tried to sit but it was painful even to sit. "Where is Ranma?"

"He has already recovered yesterday, He and your father are out in the streets training, I think.. said its both punishment and training..." she said, recalling what put at Ranma's feet. A big heavy ball.

"T-The fight isn't concluded yet-" he groaned in pain.

"What had caused the fight?" Akane asked directly, "Ranma didn't want to tell me, so its up to you."

"Actually Ane-chan... Ranma-"

"Ranma has a present from Shampoo"

Shampoo? Akane narrowed her eyes, "Wait here Nanma."

"But Ane-" Nanma sighed and just closed his eyes.

Akane entered the dining room and saw Kasumi holding a package, "A package from Shampoo?" she asked, Kasumi gasped when the box started to move. Then the box opened and a cat appeared. "It's a cat" she said,

"How cute..." Nabiki said, lamely.

"Here Kitty, Kitty..." Kasumi said,

The Cat went to Kasumi's arms.

"Aww she is so cute," Akane giggled, "Let me hold it"

The Cat hissed at Akane.

"Expect any present from Shampoo to hate Akane." Nabiki said, looking at the Cat.

Akane narrowed her eyes, "Why are you mad at me you stupid cat?"

"STUPID OLD MAN!"

They heard Ranma's voice.

"Forget it! I aint never training like that again. geez! you call yourself a father!" he yelled, then the cat jumped at him and he screamed really loudly. So loud that it made Nanma stand up and walk towards the dinning room. Everyone saw Ranma getting scared while the cat was at his top.

A few minutes later, everyone was inside the Tendo's Dining room. Nanma looked at Ranma who was totally shivering in fear.

"Ailurophobia?" Akane asked, looking at Genma.

"And what did you do this time father?" Nanma asked, holding his bandaged stomach.

Genma cried, "I am so ashamed. My son is a coward-"

"SHUT UP! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Ranma yelled and was about to punch Genma but Genma got the cat and Ranma fled towards Soun.

"Calm down my son," Soun said, "Son, alternative life-styles aren't my thing... so you better take off my face to yours." he said. Ranma had no choice but to go to the corner, still shaking.

"So Ranma does have a weakness..." Kasumi said, looking at him.

"It is because of the Cat-fu training." Genma said, still crying.

Akane blinked, "Cat-fu?"

Genma nodded, "Free style cat-fist fighting... cat-fu for short"

Nanma gasped, "Wait a minute, I am familiar with this... I decipher in some martial arts book. You wrap the martial artist in a fish sausage, irresistible to cats. Then throw the martial artist into a pit-full of hungry critters-"

"CUT IT OUT NANMA! DON'T REMIND ME!" Ranma said, crying and shivering.

Genma looked up, "It happened in the spring of Ranma's sixth year and here is the ancient wisdom I followed." he said, giving the book to his friend.

"Let me see..." Soun said, "Incredible! This was written several hundred years ago..." he said, then he started reading it. Nanma and Akane moved beside him to read the book as well.

Genma's look became serious, "However, there is a frighteningly devious trap in the training. Turn the page Tendo and see for yourself."

Soun flipped the page, and Nanma read it. "This method is too stupid for real. Its banned for causing severe psychological distress."

They all looked at Genma.

Genma laughed, "Too bad, I didn't read the page buwahahahahaha!"

Ranma growled and jumped towards Genma to pinned him down, "YOU FOOL! YOU IDIOT! YOU ROTTEN OLD MAN! IT IS YOUR FAULT! YOUR FAULT! DAMN YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU ARE NOT MY DAD! I-" then he saw Genma took the cat and showed it to him. "WAAAAAAAAAAA!" he run towards Akane and hid behind her. "Help me... I don't like the cat! I don't like it!"

Nabiki shook her head, "Pathetic."

Nanma nodded, "Acquiesce."

Akane sighed, "So he's got a little problem, its just one little weakness right?"

Nabiki smirked, "Oh look at the Ranma-sympathizer"

"Don't be ridiculous" Akane said, glaring at Nabiki.

Kasumi entered the room once again with full of cats, "Mr. Saotome.. if Ranma got used to them maybe he won't be afraid of them anymore? Come in kitties."

"NOOOOO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Ranma yelled. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"T-That was... scary..." Ranma said, sighing. He was so glad that he and Akane are now inside the school. He won't have to see any cats for hours now. Then he opened his locker to get his shoes but saw a letter. He read it and it said, 'Save me Ranma! Its me Akane! I've been kidnapped by bad men! Come to the gymnasium right now!' He looked at Akane who was beside him. "Yo."

"Hmm?" Akane asked,

"You're Akane right?" he asked,

"Huh?"

Akane followed Ranma towards the Gymnasium. When Ranma told her that he got a letter to save Akane, she wasn't amused.. not one bit. She wanted to know who was trying to pretend to be her. When they entered the Gymnasium, they heard a voice.

"I am so happy Ranma! You came to rescue me! I know you come to save me! its me! Akane! your one and only love!"

Akane growled, she run towards the stage where the fake Akane was. "Hey what do you think you're doing pretending to be me!"

"Save me Ranma! I, Akane am going to die!"

Akane hit the fake Akane, "So die."

Ranma blinked, "Who the heck are you?" he asked,

The fake Akane remove his wig and laughed, "A 15th generation guardian of the house of Kuno! Sasuke Sarugakure! and I've trapped you now Ranma!" He jumped to pull a rope and Akane fell. "Hmm.. why would Miss Akane drop down?"

"Yo! Akane! You okay?" he called out for her.

"Why did he do that for?" Akane yelled,

Good she is fine. He sat beside Sasuke, "Okay so who were you trying to drop in there?"

Sasuke smiled at him, "No one..." he jumped once again and grabbed another rope. He smiled but he was hit by a big brown statue.

Ranma rolled his eyes and went down as well, he first checked Akane. "Yo Okay?" he asked, Akane nodded. "Okay.. Mr. Sasu whatever your name is... who you were trying to hit?" he asked,

"T-This is for you..." he handed him something.

"What is this?" Ranma asked, realizing it. He began to shiver, "F-Fish Sausage?"

"Masaka..." Akane whispered.

Then they begun to hear lots of Meows and they realized they were surrounded by cats.

"Ranma, welcome to Cat hell. So scared Cats got your tongue? You big scaredy-cat!" Sasuke said.

Ranma did his best not to show he wasn't scared. "Id...iot! You think I'm scared of something like this?" he laughed.

Sasuke gasped, "You're not? Are you sure?"

"OF COURSE NOT!"

"Doesn't it scare you a little?" Sasuke asked, Ranma violently shook his head, "Not even a little?"

"I AIN'T SCARED!"

Sasuke was almost into tears, "Don't yell at me..."

Ranma laughed and grabbed Sasuke, "C-Come on Akane.. let's go..." he didn't know it was Sasuke who he grabbed because he was too scared.

Akane growled and kicked Ranma, which cause him to fall into the cats. "Hey you Sasuke! That weird getup! Take that dress off right now!" she heard Ranma laughed, "What's so funny?" she grabbed Ranma's pigtailed and dragged him out of the room. "Great Ranma. This is what I get for coming along? I feel like a fool for even being here" she was about to open the door when she heard Sasuke telling her to stop. She turned to him, "What?"

"I wouldn't open that if I were you-"

"Oh quit it. I've had enough of you and your tricks-" she felt something furry. She looked up and shrieked. Akane had no choice but to backed out. "Why'd you bring a tiger here?"

"I thought it might scare Ranma-"

Akane gasped, "It'd scare ANYBODY!"

The tiger growled, making everyone clung unto Ranma. "Oh great! Stop that! Don't dig your claws in me! Stop making me a shield!" Ranma saw the tiger's face coming closer to his face, "N-Nice kitty! Mah.. Mah.. name is Ryanma Sh-Shaotome..."

The tiger growled.

Suddenly, Ranma jumped away from them and uttered a cat's voice.

"Could that be the legendary cat-fu?" Akane asked,

The Tiger growled, and Ranma (in cat-mode) jumped towards the tiger.

Outside the Gym..

Tatewaki Kuno entered the Gym, "I am sure that my good servant sasuke's mission was a success. I will crush that frightened Ranma, and then on my right the vivacious Akane Tendo, on my left the charming pigtailed girl! The double date d'amour!" he laughed evilly then they felt something like an earthquake and a mountain of cat appeared before all of them. "what is that?" he gasped, he saw Akane falling. "Look there! Its Akane Tendo! Here my love! I love you!" he tried to catch her but instead he caught Sasuke. He threw him and went to Akane but the scared Tiger landed on him.

Ranma landed and growled at Tatewaki, he scratched his face, but Sasuke stop him by throwing a fish sausage. Then Ranma caught it and went out of the building. Akane gasped, and followed him.

Akane saw Ranma at the top of tree, "Ranma! What are you doing up there? Talk to me Ranma! It's me Akane! Come down here!" she yelled, All the fuurinkan people surrounded the tree, watching the scenario. Akane then felt a hand on her shoulder. "..."

"Words cannot reach Ranma right now"

Akane frowned, "How come? what can we do?"

Genma sighed, "When Ranma is consumed by his terror of cats to flee his terror he himself becomes a cat..."

"MEOWWWW!"

"An old neighbor-lady is the only one who could ever calm him. She is the only person who can reach him like this. Her warmth could bring the boy peace of mind and then Ranma can turn back to normal."

Akane gasped, "You have to call that old lady!"

Genma said, "Unfortunately she has already passed on"

"So what- GAH!" Akane and Soun gasped seeing Genma dressed as an old lady. Even all the fuurinkan students were shocked at his outfit.

"Of course I will take responsibility for my son. I'll swallow my pride. Fatherly love is deeper than the sea!" he yelled, then he jumped and landed on the branch where Ranma is, "Come here, pussy-willow.. here kitty, kitty, kitty"

Ranma hissed, his eyes became red and he started scratching his father and a few seconds they saw Genma coming down and his head was hit with a water causing him to change into his panda form.

Nanma and Nodoka run towards Akane, "Auntie Saotome!" Akane sighed with relief.

"I heard what happen.." Nodoka said, then she looked up at her son. "What a tragedy. I just got back from vacation and Nanma told me this."

Nanma gasped in pain but he gulped. "Don't fret Anechan... Ranma will come back to normal.. he just need someone that can soothe him. Ranma just need tenderness, someone that can pet him and tend him back to go back to Normal, I read that one... I knew all about Cat-fu." he said.

Akane gasped, and clasped her hands. "And that's you right Aunt Saotome?" she asked,

"Well I will try..." Nodoka said, putting down the Katana and stepped forward, "Here Kitty.. Kitty..." she called to her son.

"Meow?" Ranma (in cat-mode) looked at the lady.

"Come to mama..." said Nodoka.

Ranma (in cat-mode) blinked, he was about to jump down; but he turned his back on her and begun scratching the tree again. "Meow!"

"Oh my Ranma... he doesn't recognize me..." Nodoka said, crying.

"So Mom's warmth is not enough..." Nanma whispered,

"Okay it's my turn now..." she whispered, Akane picked up the Catnip and borrowed an arrow. She aimed the arrow towards Ranma with catnip, "Look out Ranma, I am going to shoot!"

The Arrow went towards Ranma (in cat-mode), and he avoided it, but the bag of catnip opened and he fell on the tree.

"Oh Akane did it! He made him come down!" said one of the students.

Ranma (in cat-mode) turned to Akane. "Meow?"

"Oh no..." Akane gasped,

Ranma (in cat-mode) jumped towards her.

"LOOK OUT ANE-CHAN!" Nanma yelled,

Akane because of fear she fell on her butt. She closed her eyes, and then she felt Ranma (in cat-mode) landed on her knee, Ranma (in cat-mode) started to purr on her. rubbing his body on hers. The cat looked at them, while the people were rejoicing and telling each everyone of course Akane can tame him, she's his fiance after all, Nanma gritted his teeth. while Nodoka and Soun smiled.

"You did it Akane!" Nodoka said,

"That's my little girl" Soun said,

"But I didn't do anything-"

Tatewaki screamed, "AHHH! Ranma Saotome! You won't get away with this!"

Sasuke appeared pushing him out of the crowd, "Calm down Master Kuno, you'll aggravate your injury"

Tatewaki cried while saying, "I won't allow this! It's unforgivable!"

Akane blushed, looking at everyone. Then she turned to the Ranma purring at her lap and at her chest. "How long are you going to sit there? Get off already. It's embarrassing." she said, at him.

Ranma (in cat-mode) looked up at her, and moved his face towards her. He licked her lips at first and kiss her like a cat. Then he returns purring at her lap. The people gasped, Soun and Nodoka's jaw dropped. Nanma shivered in anger and the cat looked sadly at them.

"Oh my! He kiss her! in front of everyone!" said one of the students

Akane blushed, and when she realized what Ranma has done, she threw Ranma while yelling, "YOU DUMMY!"

Ranma went back to Normal before he landed on the pool. When Ranma emerged from the pool, she begun to wonder. "What am I doing here? How did I end up in a swimming pool? I remember to the point I was surrounded by cats..." then she saw a cat in front of her. "NOOO!"

She fainted while the cat stayed on her stomach.

To be Continued...

Ranma: gah... (shivers)
Nanma: So how come only Ane-chan can nurse him to go back to Normal?
Ranma: Because I like Akane's warmth
Akane: blush
Nanma: Hey Chette, Don't I have a romantic scene with Ane-chan?
Chette: Er...
Ranma: YOU WISH!
Chette: OH-KAY! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

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