Otaku: Ok... I have an announcement to make... since i'm getting a bit bored of this fic and since i'm running out of ideas... this shall be the final chapter. T-T I shall miss writing you Survivor :hugs the fic:

Survivor: T-T

Sesshomaru: You can't hug a fic. It doesn't exist physically.

Otaku: ... :hugs the computer:

Sesshomaru: u.u yea... she doesn't own anyone that isn't hers... legally.

Inuyasha, after lying down for a while, stood up. He felt slightly better. He took a few steps and noticed that he could walk properly again. He let out a sigh of relief and ran into the kitchen.

- TV 2- Kitchen -

Inuyasha stared at the passageway in the kitchen. He wanted to explore it but Rin might be hiding there. He hesitated for a sec, then decided to take his chances. He entered the passageway, and saw a very peculiar sight. Sitting in the middle of the room, surrounded by bottles of sake, were Rin and Jaken. Judging by their odd fits of laughter and the way they slurred their words, Inuyasha assumed that they were dunk outta their minds. Then Rin noticed Inuyasha.

"Heeeeeey! Lookie Jaken! Ish the lil hanyou thingy!" She exclaimed.

"Hiya Lord Inuyasha!" Jaken said, waving frantically. "Do you wants some sake? Ish gooooooood!"

"Yea, thish stuff ish great!" Rin said, hiccuping.

Inuyasha stared blankly at them for a moment, when someone poked his shoulder. Inuyasha shrieked and jumped. Then he spun around and saw Naraku standing there with a satisfied smile on his face.

"Ah, it looks like even the most evil of little girls cannot resist the power of sake." He said wisely.

"Yea, but what if she turns out to be one of those violent type drunks?" Inuyasha asked.

"Violent!" Rin cried, standing up. "I ish not a violent type drunksh thanksh you very much! I'm one of them uncoordinated type drunksh!" Then she unsuccessfully tried to walk in a straight line.

"Heeey, will someone give meh a lil kissie?" Jaken asked hopefully.

Sesshomaru and the others stared in horror.

Inuyasha and Naraku backed away a little bit.

"Anyways," Naraku said. "Since I'm stuck here as well, I wanted to stop Rin's violentishness..."

"Is that even a word?" Inuyasha asked.

"Oh, shut up. Anyways, I thought if we had her drunk and out of the way, we could find a way out."

"But why's Jaken drunk?"

"Maybe he was thirsty or something. C'mon let's get the hell out of here!"

Then Inuyasha and Naraku ran out of the room. When they were gone, Jaken stood up.

"Wow, I can't believe they thought we actually drank the sake!" Jaken said laughing.

"Well, they are rather stupid..." Rin said thoughtfully.

"Yea... so, where did you say that door was?" Jaken inquired.

Rin went over to one of the walls. "I found it over here somewhere." She said. She pushed her hands against the wall until one section moved a bit inward.

"Great! The secret exit! Let's get out of this creepy mansion!" Jaken said joyfully.

"Yea, and don't forget to bring our peace treaty." Rin said

"I won't, now let's go!"

So Rin and Jaken left the mansion through the passage and ran for dear life.

- TV 1- Livingroom -

"I can't believe this!" Inuyasha wailed. "The door's locked, the windows are boarded up, and even the damned fireplace is blocked!"

"I guess... we're stuck here forever..." Naraku said slowly.

Sesshomaru stood up and stretched. "So, you guys feel like watching these two losers?" he asked.

The others glanced at eachother. "Nah."

"Let's go to the present and have some ice cream." Kagome offered. "My treat."

"And no killing people, Sesshomaru." Shippo said sternly.

"Shippo, shut up unless you'd rather wind up dead." Miroku said.

"Let's just go already!" Sango exclaimed.

Then they all left, leaving Naraku and Inuyasha trapped in the mansion...

THE END

Sesshomaru: Heh heh... stuck together forever... do ya think they'll become gay?

Otaku: O.o;

Sesshomaru: ... :cough:

Otaku: ANYWAYS... you must review! And since this is my first completed fic on this site that wasn't a one-shot, you all get CANDY AND COOKIES AND SAKE :gives everyone candy and cookies and sake: Well, good day to you all. :bows:

Sesshomaru: Bye.