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Issue one/Chapter one.

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How Vegeta Stole Easter.

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Vegeta walked threw the halls of Capsule Corps. Holding his aching ears, the sounds of annoying singing Easter bunnies ringing in his ear. Easter? What that hell was that, Bulma said it was a thing to get chocolate. He hasn't seen any yet!

"Vegeta!" He heard Bulma call down the hallways. He grimaced.

"What woman?" He answered.

"Come here." She stated and he started to head towards her voice. He walked into a room and was bombarded.

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All the chibi's cheered as a large white bunny hopped into the living room. In the front row was Goten, Trunks, Marron, Bra and Pan. The bunny sweat dropped and sat in a chair, obviously for him. Bulma came in and told the kids to get in a line. The first kid was Trunks who jumped into his lap and smiled. The bunny frowned under the costume.

"Hi, Trunks." The bunny said in a very annoyed but tempted high voice.

"Hi Mr. Easter bunny sir." Trunks said politely.

"OK get off the me now please." The bunny said in the same voice.

A little girl walked up and hopped onto the Easter bunny's lap.

"Hi Mr. Easter bunny I hope you know that I've tried to be really, really, really good this year." The girl started. "And I know you and Santa never gave me anything before but I really was good this year."

"Um.." The Easter bunny whispered the next part in her ear. "Santa is a loser, and there's no Easter bunny."

The girl jumped off and ran away crying.

"Mr." A little boy said.

"Finally SOMEONE KNOWS IM NOT THE EASTER BUNNY" A masculine voice said as the bunny took off it's head to revile Vegeta's flame hair.

"Oh my god he's an impostor!" A little girl screamed.

"How can I be an impostor if there's no such thing as a Easter bunny." Vegeta snapped and more kids started to cry.

"He's a ugly monkey man." One boy said, thinking that Vegeta resembled a monkey.

"WHY YOU!" Vegeta continued in Saiyago. "I prince of all saiyans should blast your imbecile ass to HFIL" He finished with a string of saiyan curses. The kids all ran away screamed and ran from the house. Pan, Bra, Marron, Trunks and Goten sat there laughing there heads off at the scene while Bulma sobbed in the corner mumbling about her ruined reputation.

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This will be a little collection of holiday's Vegeta ruins. Ill do each holiday as it comes.

Ill also do a few extra ones like about God and Jesus and about other quirky things.