I’ll Bust Your Bass! (A.K.A. Boom Chaka Laka)
By Rapidkirby3k

The theme song plays.

Happy Tree Friends

I’ll Bust Your Bass!

Starring:
Cuddles
Petunia
Toothy
Giggles

The scene begins with Cuddles skipping along the grassy field until he finds a black boombox. Cuddles, at this moment, makes a decision whether to the grab the boombox or not. Instead, he decides to take it anyway.

Meanwhile, Toothy, Petunia, and Giggles are waiting for Cuddles on a small hill with fewer bushes. They all sigh in boredom. All of a sudden, Cuddles walks in holding a boombox with his left hand, happy. Cuddles’ three friends smile. Toothy seems to be in question wondering what is that black thing.

Toothy: Huh?

Giggles and Petunia began to giggle just a tad. Cuddles sat the boombox on the grass and tries to find the play button, only if he knew how to use the boombox. After four seconds later, he finds the play button and pushes it. The music didn’t play. Giggles is in question along with Petunia.

Giggles: Eh?

Cuddles knocks on the boombox in between soft and hard with his right hand. However, Cuddles and his friends did NOT know it was on full blast. Then without warning, the boombox blared with bass and sent the four cute animals flying sky high.

Petunia began to fall down in the sky while screaming, not knowing she is falling into a set of land mines, according to the sign. As soon she falls down to one of the land mines, she hits the land mine, and explodes into pieces, including her bloody carcass. Her right arm seems to be flying far above the ground from the explosion.

Toothy began to fall down while he is screaming in fear. As he plummets, he becomes impaled by a huge, hard branch from a tree, following his brain, blood, and his ‘slowly dying’ heart.

Cuddles free falls down the sky as he wails and spins around. He noticed that he is going to hit the running water. He does. Cuddles wipes the sweat off of his yellow forehead. However he realized that he is about to plummet in a waterfall. He screams while he is plunging in the waterfall. As he is falling in the waterfall, he smashes into a rock, which his middle side of his body stays there as his small yellow legs and head are falling down to his doom.

Giggles plummets down the sky, crying, until she falls onto the grass. She laughs with safety. Before the second part of that circle thing comes to view, her left eye gets damaged from Petunia’s right arm, causing her to yell.

The End

Credits Roll.

And at the end:

Don’t damage your speakers!