Dude, Where's My Par?
By Rapidkirby3k

The theme song plays.

Happy Tree Friends

Dude, Where's My Par?

Starring:
Sniffles
Nutty
Toothy
Lifty & Shifty

Cameos:
Flaky

The scene starts at a mini-golf course. The sky was dark. We see a windmill spinning around slowly as Sniffles walks up to the aqua-colored golf ball with a blue mini-golf putter. He observes how to make it through the windmill. Now he slowly makes a starting point for the putt and at this instant, he putts it. The aqua-colored ball makes it through the windmill and goes in the hole. Sniffles laughs in joy. However, Lifty & Shifty are hiding in the shadows behind a tree, doing their trademark laugh.

Sniffles: Yeah!

Now Nutty is up for the putt as he walks up to the green golf ball with a lime mini-golf putter. He is shaking a lot while laughing wildly. He begins to putt, instead, he swings it as if he was using a normal golf club. The green ball ricochets off the spinning windmill, not warning the three cute animals about the secret button that causes the windmill to go out of control. Toothy gasps.

As the ball ricochets off the windmill, Lifty peeks around to see what's going on. He didn't know that he was going to be smashed by the green ball. Shifty warns Lifty until it was too late. Lifty gets a circular puncture through his forehead and his brain, killing him as he falls down on the grass, motionless. Shifty gasps.

While the ball is flying so much faster than usual, Flaky is somewhat nervous of his mini-golf putting. As he putts, he is smacked by the speedy green golf ball, stopping the ball on its tracks.

Back to Sniffles, Toothy, and Nutty, the windmill spins at 123 MPH! The bolts from the windmill are becoming loose as they come out of the intensely spinning windmill. Sniffles and Nutty duck for cover. Toothy is now screaming in fright. As the windmill passes through Toothy, he freezes for a moment, and then his bloody pieces fall down to the ground like the Resident Evil movie(?). Fade to Black.

Now, as we fade in to see the scoreboard, Nutty seems to be in a HUGE losing streak, THAT MUCH. Sniffles seems to be winning. The name, Toothy is crossed out with an X. Moreover, they're at the last hole. Cut to Sniffles. The scene reveals a water-like course that includes bouncing the golf ball over the water. Shifty is doing his sneaky laugh as he looks through his binoculars. He takes it off and holds a weird controller. Back to Sniffles. As Sniffles starts to putt, does a longer range. He putts the ball. The ball bounces off the water five times. Before the ball went into the hole, it flies off to find a target, making Sniffles and Nutty confused.

Sniffles: Huh?

At the same time as the ball finds a target, it opens up a missile. The floating ball was supposed to launch a missile at Nutty and Sniffles, instead, the target was locked at Shifty, who is hiding in the tree. The ball launches a missile at Shifty as he noticed what was going to happen.

Shifty: No. No. NO!

The missile exploded the tree while Sniffles and Nutty are monitoring the huge explosion. Shifty's body parts fall down at the front and back at Sniffles and Nutty, including his flaming hat. Nutty laughs wildly at Shifty's decapitated head. The large branches from the destroyed tree suddenly whack the mess out of Sniffles and Nutty rapidly, killing them. The circle thing zooms onto the aqua-colored ball.

The End

Credits Roll.

And at the end:

Be careful from water hazards!