Song fic to C3P-O

Shiny whiny droids whining *sung to REM's Shiny happy people*

See them in the crowd

Creatures, creatures,

Throw your words around

Tell me Tell me

Translate the whole town

Whiney Whiney

A droid factory there

Where protocol is mimed

Gold and silver shine

Shiny whiney droids waving hands

Shiny whiney droids whining

Everyone around shoot them, shoot them

Put up both your hands

Take it take it

Now's the time to panic

Scary Scary

Empire your heart

Where tomorrow dims

Gold and silver shine

Shiny whiney droids waving hands

Shiny whiney droids whining