|Inuyasha one half
Author: Dark Miko Kagome PM
RanmaInuyasha Xover. Kagome's grampa gets hold of water from the Jusenkyo Springs and guess who ends up getting splashed by it? Now Inuyasha turns into a girl everytime he's splashed with cold water and has guys like Kouga flirting with him.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 05-01-09 - Published: 04-14-04 - id: 1819241
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gSouta peacefully walked into the kitchen of his house at the Higurashi Shrine. He glanced around the kitchen looking for something sugary when he noticed a jug of water sitting on the table.
"Oh boy, I'm really thirsty" he said getting a glass and picking up the jar. But within seconds, the jug was snatched from his hands followed by a crotchety voice shouting
"Don't you dare drink this!"
"Grandpa? What's going-"
"Unless you intend on becoming Kagome's little sister, I advise not to drink this"
"Sister!" he asked flabbergasted "What are you talking about?"
"This water" Jii-chan explained giving it a slight shake "Is a very dangerous water. It comes from a Spring in Jusenkyo"
"So what's so bad about it?" Souta asked in curious naivety.
"Foolish boy!" Jii-chan shouted giving his grandson a rap on the head.
"Oww! Grampa that hurt!" he whined rubbing his bump.
"Each cursed spring has it's own tragic tale and if anyone falls or gets splashed by the spring water, they take the body of the one whom drowned in it. And this water comes from the 'Spring of Drowned Girl"
"So you're saying that of I drank that water I would've turned into a girl?" he asked in a dreaded tone.
"Yikes, that's scary!" he exclaimed edging away from the jug in Jii-chan's hand.
"So I suggest you don't go near it."
"Well then why do you have it then?"
"I'm working on a potion right now and one of the ingredients I need is the claw of a female Kappa. Unfortunately, I only have the claw of a male Kappa so I need to use the water to turn it female"
"Um...okay grandpa" said a sweatdropped Souta.
"What a day at school" sighed Kagome walking up the shrine stairs. She crammed so much unfamiliar research about History, Algebra and English that her brain felt like it was sagging from the weight of extra knowledge.
"I can't believe I missed so much." She lamented. " At this rate, I'll never make it into a good high school."
Kagome walked into her house habitually calling out "I'm home!" and walked up the stairs to her room. "Maybe if I ask Inuyasha, he'll let me come home more often so I can study for my tests and-"
Kagome opened her bedroom door only to see an irate hanyou sitting on her bed.
"Inuyasha? What are you doing-"
"It's about time you came home," he said standing up "I was waiting here for hours."
Kagome threw him an exasperated look. "Well, I have school you know and-"
Inuyasha grabbed her arm and started leading her down the hall.
"Inuyasha! What are you-"
"C'mon. We're leaving now." He said firmly.
"But I've only been home for two days!" protested Kagome "You said I could stay for three!"
"Well I lied." He replied simply "Now let's go"
"I'm not going anywhere. I'm staying right here." Kagome planted her feet firmly into the ground and crossed her arms over her chest.
"Kagome," warned Inuyasha "Don't make me carry you."
"You wouldn't dare" challenged Kagome.
"Watch me" Inuyasha grabbed and slung a shouting Kagome over his shoulder and started running out of the house.
"Inuyasha! Put me down! Don't make me say you-know-what"
"Go ahead "he retorted in a snide tone "because you fall to the ground to."
The blurry sight of Inuyasha's feet and constant bumping against his shoulder was making Kagome nauseous.
"Inuyasha! Slow down! You're making me sick!"
Inuyasha ignored Kagome and continued running across the shrine.. Meanwhile, Jii-chan was exiting out of the shed carrying the 'cursed water' filled jug muttering to himself "Why didn't it work?"
"Get out of the way old man!" Inuyasha screamed.
Inuyasha ran into Jii-chan from behind whom was tossed up into the air and thrown back ten feet over Inuyasha's shoulder. The water from the jug in his hands was dumped over Inuyasha's head.
"Ahhh! My eyes!" coughed Inuyasha rubbing his face with his left arm.
"Inuyasha!" squawked Kagome " You just tackled my grandpa! At least stop and see if he's okay!"
"Feh, he's alright!" Inuyasha replied in a strangely high voice.
"Is it just me or did Inuyasha get smaller? And what's wrong with his voice?"
Inuyasha, who was soaked with water, jumped into the well with green-face tinted Kagome still over his shoulder. He didn't put her down until they were on the other side of the well. The minute Kagome was on her feet, she started hollering at Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha you're such an impatient jerk!" shouted Kagome "I'm not even home for five minutes and you're already dragging me down the well. You could've at least waited five minutes for me to get my bag. And you ran into my grandpa without helping him. Argh, and I got water in my eyes" Kagome her eyes with her blouse sleeve.
"Well, maybe if you didn't take so long to come home I wouldn't have had to bring you like that" he argued in that strangely high voice.
"Is it just me or does his voice sound like a girl's?"
"Inuyasha, you are so stub-" she stopped talking when she got a glimpse of Inuyasha.
For a wild second, she thought her eyes were deceiving her and she rubbed her eyes even harder. Kagome oogled at the apparition in front of her.
"Uh...In-Inu...yasha?" stuttered Kagome staring at him.
"Feh, What is it?" he shouted. Kagome's hazel eyes were as wide as saucers.
"Kagome, what are you staring at? You're starting to piss me off" he growled.
"Inuyasha..." she said in a faraway voice "Is that really you?"
"Of course it's me!" he said growing more irritated by the second "Who the hell else would it be?"
"But...you're a...girl.." '
"Huh? What are you talking about!" he asked with fear inevitable in his voice.
Kagome absentmindedly patted his ample chest.
"Kagome, what are you...Huh? OH MY KAMI!" he shouted taking a peek at his swollen chest "WHERE THE HELL DID THOSE COME FROM!"
Miko Kagome: What'd you think? I know it's a bit short but the next chapter will be longer. I think Anyways, review