Summary: Wanted: First Prime

Notes: This idea came about as my friend and I were watching The Lost City. It occurred to
me that Anubis was going through more than his fair share of First Primes and I wondered...
Well, the result of my twisted wondering is below. 100-word drabble below; enjoy!

This is for you Donia.

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WANTED: First Prime for your God Anubis

QUALIFICATIONS: Fierce warrior with rippling pectoral muscles and large, muscular body;
stoicism preferred. Warrior must be capable of killing my enemies and unruly subjects
without flinching. Enjoyment of said acts preferred, but not required.

BENEFITS: You will receive all the benefits that come from working for your God. You may
kill whomever you please (with permission from your God). You may have any woman you
may want (with permission from your God). Pocket money as needed.

LENGTH OF EMPLOYMENT: On average my First Prime lasts three weeks. However,
perhaps *you* will be different.