Bill Nye vs. Barney
If you are wondering how I came up with this let's just say I have a
little sister and she likes barney....ewwwww I get sick of him so I have to
get revenge but bill Nye is sorta cool in a dorky way
Bill Nye the science guy sat in his chair with a bag of gummi worms
watching barney (who knows why?) then he said " what is this, I teach
children better stuff then this all the time, children all ready know that
the wheels on the bus go round and round, at least I teach kids science
they're teaching them dinosaurs are real, I can't take this I'll kill
Barney is outside teaching children about "manners" "hi children,
today im going to teach you manners... in song!!! Manners are good, manners
are fun, everybody uses them, yes everyone, we all need manners, that's how
it goes because I am stupid and everyone hates me!!!" "Okay Barney that's a
rap" Barney takes of the head of the costume (just like the chicken) "uh
Mr. barney, you have a visitor" "I told you don't call me Barney my names
bob!" "Oh sorry, well he says his name is bill" "let him in" I think that
was the answer of his doom!!!! "Your going down you piece of purple fabric"
"I think someone needs a hug" "hug this!!!" bill pulls out a machine gun
and aims it at his head.
"It's on" Barney shouted at the tip of his lungs. "Here's a little
science lesson Barney maybe it'll be use to you, every action has a
reaction, or should I say I shoot you and guts will fly everywhere, get
it?"But why do you wanna kill me?" "Because your you and you're poisoning
children's mind with your I love you's and let's be friends!!!" "Eat led
dino head, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
"Oww, the pai......" barney lay motionless on the floor covered in
blood."Stupid dinosaur I knew you wouldn't win"
(Next time on bill Nye... bill tells about the innards of a dinosaur)
(Dear readers I am sorry if I have offended anyone by what happened
to Barney, and for that I apologize even though it's funny)