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Author's Note: I've fixed it at last. This is a grafitti wall on Voyager. Random Humor!

The Voyager Wall

Lonely? Call Tom, available to all women! xxx -Tom

Hey! Were getting married. -B'Elanna

It's an old sign, B'Elanna. Honest -Tom

This wall is illogical. We have comm badges! -Tuvok

ANNND? -Tom

Dinner tonight, Kathryn? -Chakotay

Okay. -Kathyn Janeway

Nobody likes me -Seven of Nine

Shut up, Barbie! -Joe Carey

I love you, Kathryn! -Chakotay

Get a life! -Janeway

Mutiny anyone? -Chakotay

I'll through you in the brig if you say that again! -Janeway

Seven broke my arm. AND she can't dance! -Lt. Madison

I can't get a decent bloke -Janeway

So what are you doing tonight? -Every available guy within ten lightyears

I'm available -Harry

Back off. I want her for myself! -Chakotay

Chakotay, I already told you that we need to define the parameters. And I bloody well told you to stop crashing my shuttles -Janeway

We are the Borg. You shall be assimilated. Resistance is futile! -Borg Hive Mind

That's "Captain" to you! -CAPTAIN Janeway

When did the Borg get here? Tuvok? -Janeway

Sorry Captain! -Chakotay

That's Mr Kim's job, not mine! -Tuvok

I love myself. -Kes

I love you too Kes. -Neelix

Harry died Captain. -Doc

Talk about a drama queen! -Janeway

HEY! -Harry

(?) -Janeway

What age is Tuvok? -Harry

123? -Tom

No I'm not. -Tuvok

Try my new dish. -Neelix

Tom. You owe me 3 weeks rations! -Janeway

For what? -Tom

I beat you at pool And won the bet -Janeway

Oh. Yeah. -Tom

So...how about a mutiny? Anyone? -Chakotay

I told you to stop that! It's your last chance -Janeway

TO ALL: Mr. Neelix's cooking is a health hazard!-The Docor

Seska's a flusey. -Danny

I'm not a flusey! I'm just a Cardassian spy! -Seska

Really? Put her in the brig. Shove her out an air Capsule! -Janeway

Oh, great! Me and my big mouth! -Seska

Chakotay loves Katheyn -Chakotay

I'm in love with Seven of Nine! -Doc

Doctor! Control you're drooling subroutines! -Seven

Stop stalking me, Chakotay! -Janeway

But I love you! -Chakotay

And I think you're a fat, ugly blob who can't NOT crash a shuttle! -Janeway

Gone to lick his wounds (From the shuttle crash)) -Chakotay

Is there ANYONE on this damn ship that wants a mutiny? -Chakotay

Damn it Chakotay. That was your last chance! SECURITY! Take this cheese to the brig! -Janeway

"Can I get out of the brig yet?" -This is Tom but I'm speaking for Chakotay who bribed me

No! Tell that idiot NOOO! NO, NO, NOOOOO! -Janeway

Will do. -Tom

(60 days later)

Tom. Tell Chakotay I'll leave him out in 3 days -Janeway

Will do -Tom

(3 days later)

Yay. I'm out! I'm out. Now to earn the love of my sexy Kathryn. -Chakotay

Get off my leg you perv! -Janeway

The lady said get off. -Neelix

No, she said "Get off my leg you perv!" -Chakotay

(Attacks Chakotay) -Neelix

Now my fair Captain, Chakotay is dead and all is well. -Neelix

'Bout time. Some people need this wall for getting dates. -Harry

Seven likes Harry.

Really? -Harry

NO! -Seven

Harry loves the Delaney Twins

Come on Seven. Just one date? -Doc

NOO! -Seven

Please let me come back B'Elanna, Harry's couch is lumpy? -Tom

Please Neelix? -Tuvix

No! And how are you here when myself and Tuvok are here? -Neelix

I don't know, but I'm definetly gay. Please? Please? PLEASE? -Tuvix

No! You're not coming near my kitchen! -Neelix

Damn it! I wanted apple and rhubarb pie! -Tuvix

I fixed it!

At last!

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