Disclaimer – I do not own or profit from Ed, Edd N Eddy. Rated PG-13 for slash and some light kissing.

Author's Note - I didn't feel right, leaving this as a two-chapter poem. The Eds are three, not two (as Ed discovered in one memorable episode), and this is my interpretation of the 'lovable oaf' and his opinion of the relationship described in the first two chapters. This is dedicated to darthelwig, who is Ed to my Edd, and who might even love him a bit more than I do.

Anyway, enjoy. Peace, all.

Ed's Blessing

When They're Happy

by Ed

They do not think that I am smart

And in this they may be right

But I remember how it was

When all Edd and Eddy did was fight

Bickering over stupid things

Arguing for no reason

Things are really different now

We've started a new season

They kiss behind the houses

They kiss when I'm not looking

They kiss in secret and in shadow

They kiss when they're not touching, only looking

Sarah thinks I should be mad

But uh-uh, I am glad

'Cause I'm happy when they're happy

Even if they're kinda sappy

Eddy still gets mad a lot

He'll never really change

But he's nicer to Edd now

It's really kinda strange

Edd still talks all funny

He's always been too bright

But he's trying to be looser

To not always do what's firm and right

So they've changed a lot you see

And they think that I don't know

But even though they won't tell me

Doesn't mean unnoticed they will go

They both think I would be disgusted

But uh-uh, I can be trusted

'Cause I'm happy when they're happy

Even if it's kinda sappy

They don't talk about it

They don't want to get caught

But I know what they don't-

It's easy to see they love a lot

So yes, I am alone

And I have no one for me

But it don't matter any

I'm still happy, as you see

'Cause I'm happy when they're happy

Even if it's all so sappy

'Cause I love both the little dickens

And I – oh, look! Chickens!