[AN] Ehe. Random piece scribbled on scratch paper during an algebra End of Instruction test. Had to get it out of my system so I didnt crack up while trying to solve quadratic thingies ^_^;;; So yeah, this is just a junk fic... Good for a bit of a laugh though![/AN]

[DISCLAIMER] I dont own any recognizable characters or the little bunny foofoo song, so yeah. Oo We all fudgin' know that. Whats the point of disclaimers anyway? ah well. [/DISCLAIMER]

"Little bunny Inu,
Hoppin through the forest,
Scoopin' up Kagome and
Kissin' her on the lips.
Then the good fairy came down
And -SHE- said,
"Little bunny Inu,
I dont wanna see you,
Scoopin up Kagome and
Kissin' her on the lips!
I'll give you three chances,
And then I'll turn you into a gay man!"

"Little bunny Inu,
Hoppin through the forest,
Scoopin' up Kagome and
Kissin' her on the lips.
Then the good fairy came down
And -SHE- said,
"Little bunny Inu,
I dont wanna see you,
Scoopin up Kagome and
Kissin' her on the lips!
I'll give you two more chances,
And then I'll turn you into a gay man!"

"Little bunny Inu,
Hoppin through the forest,
Scoopin' up Kagome and
Kissin' her on the lips.
Then the good fairy came down
And -SHE- said,
"Little bunny Inu,
I dont wanna see you,
Scoopin up Kagome and
Kissin' her on the lips!
I'll give you one more chance,
And then I'll turn you into a gay man!"

"Little bunny Inu,
Hoppin through the forest,
Scoopin' up Kagome and
Kissin' her on the lips.
Then the good fairy came down
And -SHE- said,
"Little bunny Inu,
I dont wanna see you,
Scoopin up Kagome and
Kissin' her on the lips!
I gave you three chances,
And now I'll turn you into a gay ma- HEY!"

"AHA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERENT -THAT- KIND OF FAIRY!" Little Bunny Inu shouted triumphantly, ripping the curly blonde wig off the 'good fairy'. "Who else would wanna turn me into a gay man?"

Jakotsu sighed resignedly, shrugging and straightening his frilly pink tutu. "It was worth a try, ne?"