These were really random musings on the Master Card commercial, thought up partially by one of my roommates. Each charater has one...read and tell me...whatever. I really don't care what you say, as long as you keep it civil.

Oh, guess which character gets each one!

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One walking stick-25 dollars

Emergency flashlight for when all other lights go out-50 dollars

Courage to destroy evil forever- priceless.

There are some things money can't buy-for everything else, there's Master Card.

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Bow with elven hair-150 dollars

Lembas bread- 15 dollars

Rubbing your good looks in everyone's face- priceless.

There are some things money can't buy-for everything else, there's Master Card.

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Roses for girlfriend- 20 dollars

Cost of re-forging a sword- 50 dollars

Marrying the love of your life- priceless

This is the same character, case you didn't know.

Sword- 120 dollars

Cloak to hide identity from unsuspecting hobbits- 20 dollars

Finding out your biggest rival doesn't hate you- priceless

There are some things money can't buy-for everything else, there's Master Card.

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Orc army- God doesn't even know how much

Visine for itchy red eye-10 dollars

Being beaten by a man three foot six tall-priceless.

There are some things money can't buy-for everything else, there's Master Card.

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Horn- 50 dollars

Studly looking sword-120 dollars

Making friends where you thought you'd find none- priceless

There are some things money can't buy-for everything else, there's Master Card.

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New white robes-75 dollars

Haircut and bleach-35 dollars

Being able to rub your power in your rival's face-priceless

There are some things money can't buy-for everything else, there's Master Card.

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Scarf- 10 dollars A pint of ale- 5 dollars Going on an adventure you won't soon forget-priceless

There are some things money can't buy-for everything else, there's Master Card.

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Well, that's it for now, folks...if you want me to think of more...well, that would be really monotonous, but I'll do it for the sake of laughing everywhere.