Well...some of you wanted more, so...here it goes. These were a collaborative effort on the part of friends, acquaintances, and family members, including my little sister, who sent me too many emails and blocked my box-You rock, Meredith. -*-*-

Palantir-50 dollars

Nice looking fur robe-140 dollars

Going down in history as the man who burned himself to death-priceless.

There are some memories too painful to buy-for everything else, there's master card.

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Sword: 120 dollars

Men's suit of clothes: 50 dollars

Not actually being male and being thoroughly remembered for it: priceless

There are some things money can't buy-victory against the seemingly invincible is one of them. For everything else, there's master card.

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Necklace declaring undying love for boyfriend-200 dollars

Coronation banner inlaid with jewels-500 dollars

Finally marrying the love of your life- priceless

There are some things money can't buy- for everything else, there's master card.

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'Frodo Lives' t-shirt, bumper sticker, and coffee mug- 40 dollars

Solid gold replica of the one ring-200 dollars

Being able to proudly state that you are a Ringie- priceless.

There are some things money can't buy-for everything else, there's Master Card.

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Complete set of Tolkien's published works-150 dollars

2 tickets to see Return of the King- 15 dollars

Knowing you can rub the Legolas fangirl-sitting-behind-you's face in the dirt as a true LOTR fan-priceless

There are some things money can't buy- for everything else, there's master card.

Not that I don't like Legolas fans, mind. No flames now...it just pisses me off when you're trying to watch a perfectly more than decent movie and the girl behind you is going "Orlando Bloom is sooooo hot!" Grr...and they call themselves true LOTR fans. -*-*-

Strawberry scented shampoo-15 dollars

Highly expensive salon brand hair gel-30 dollars

Having more fans than the rest of the fellowship put together-priceless.

There are some things money can't buy-for everything else, there's Master Card.

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There's a counter to that one, though. ;)

New armor-200 dollars

New sword- 120 dollars

Having fans that love you because you have flaws AND are studly –priceless

There are some things money can't buy-for everything else, there's Master Card.

-*-*- This is from my reviewer, Bill. Thanks man!

From: Bill()

Internet- 20 dollars/month

Earplugs so you can't hear your brothers-2 dollars

Reading funny stories instead of doing your homework- priceless.

There are some things money cant buy, for everything else there's Master Card

I'm glad to know that I'm making a difference, and I'm glad you think laughter is priceless-however, I would recommend doing the homework...I happen to have finished mine already.

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I'm working on the POTC ones right now...my sister is emailing me hers tonight. In the mean time...ahh, well, I'm not pushing my luck. Just don't flame me.

If you want, think up one of your own and email it to me, and if I like it, I'll put it up in the next chapter. But email it, because I don't want to have privileges revoked for...insubordination and not adhering to guidelines.