Scene: 2nd Poltergiest Movie

(Hinageshi flies up to Yakumo)

Hinageshi: Return the power sphere to its rightful owner!

(Grabs it from Yakumo and goes flying)

Hinageshi: Eeeeeeh!

CRASH

(Drops sphere and it breaks)

Hinageshi: Ooops.

Yakumo: Oops? OOPS? THAT'S THE 76th POWER SPHERE YOU DROPPED! WHY CANT YOU KEEP A $&# GRIP ON IT?

Yusuke: She said she was sorry.

(Take 77)

(Hingeshi grabs the sphere and goes flying)

Hingaeshi: Eeeeeh!

Yakumo: Good, good. Now just drop the sphere and let it roll aside.

(Kurama and Hiei run in)

Kurama: Aaaaaah! (Trips over Hiei)

Hiei: Ouch!

(They land on the power sphere)

CRUNCH

Everyone: (Groans)

Yakumo: Damit, both of you! Why did you trip?

Kurama: Its not my fault-he's really short!

Hiei: It's not my fault, he's really tall.

Yusuke: (Opens up another box of glass spheres) Good thing we got these on sale. Ok, "Yakumo vs YYH gang: take 78" after lunch.

Scene: Inside a warehouse. Yusuke vs Hiei

Hiei: (Growls and pulls off cloak) Consider this a compliment! I've never transformed for-

(Fan girls run in)

Fan girls: AAAAH! HE'S GOT HIS CLOAK OFF! SIX PACK! SIX PACK CHEST!

(They all start attacking him)

Fan girls: HIEI, WE LOOOOOOOOVE YOU!

Hiei: Get off of me! Back, back you stupid human girls!

Fan girl 1: Oh, I love your rippling biceps!

Fan girl 2: I get his boots! I get his boots!

Fan girl 3: Can I marry you?

Fan girl 4: Can I give you a massage?

Hiei: AARRGGH! Why can't we ever do a scene in some remote desert island?

(Yusuke vs Hiei, take two. Fan girls have been excluded)

Hiei: Consider this a compliment! I've never transformed for a human.

Yusuke: What?

(Hiei starts to turn green and eyes form all over his body)

POP

Yusuke: What the-

(Eyes pop out of their sockets and all roll onto the floor)

Hiei: DAMNIT! (Starts running after all the eyeballs)

Yusuke: Wow, now that was pretty cool!

Hiei: Shut up and help me gather them up!

Botan: Hahahahaahaha! This just isn't your day, is it, Hiei? (Gulps as he glares at her)

Scene: 2nd Poltergeist Movie. Kurama in the spring

Kurama: The Spirit World and the Human World cannot fall.

(Tucks a bamboo branch into his hair)

(Splashing is heard in the background)

Girl: EEEEEEEKKK! (Pulls branches over herself) What the hell are you doing here, you pervert!

Kurama: (Sweatdrop) Um, bathing?

Girl: This is a private girls hot springs spa! HENTAI!

Kurama: (Backing away) I'm sorry, I had no idea!

(More girls start coming closer)

All girls: AHHH! IT'S A MAN-OUT OUT OUT!

(Starts throwing rocks at Kurama and screaming)

Scene: Dark Tournamnet. Yusuke vs Togoru

Togoru: (Is blasting full power) AAAAGGGGHH!

Yusuke: (Is blasting full power) AAAAGGGH!

(Goes on screaming for 2 minutes)

Yusuke: AAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh. .. . (stops screaming and wheezes)

Togoru: What's wrong?

Yusuke: My throat is getting really sore from all that screaming

Director: Ok, take another one of these. (Tosses Yusuke cough drops)

Scene: In the woods, somewhere

(Ugly demon jumps out at Yusuke and Kuwabara)

Yusuke: SPIRIT GUN!

(Nothing happens)

Yusuke: Damnit, what is going on here?

(Koenma pops out of nowhere)

Koenma: Ah, Yusuke! I just wanted to let to you know that I updated your powers so you have new commands and attacks.

Yusuke: Cut to the meat, pal!

Koenma: Just say, WAFFLES DELUX!

Yusuke: Waffles deluxe?

(Giant waffle bursts out of Yusuke's hand and smacks the demon)

Yusuke: Ok, that's just weird.

Kuwabara: Do I get a new power too?

Koenma: Sure, Kuwabara. Just say, SPIRIT SYRUP!

Kuwabara: Spirit syrup? (Stream of maple syrup bursts out of hand and drenches the demon)

Yusuke: I think you should be doing more work after you've had breakfast, pacifier breath.

Scene: Stadium at Dark Tournament. Countdown until it explodes

Kuwabara: (Is running out with Yukina) Say, where's my sister?

Yukina: I'm not sure. We were so busy with Keiko, I didn't see her leave. I'm sorry.

Kuwabara: Its ok, she can take care of her-SIS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

(Sees Shizuru kissing Sayko)

Kuwbara: YOU! Get your slimy hands and lips off my sister, you freak!

Shizuru: Oh, shut up, bro. He's a real gentleman.

Sakyo: (Smirks) What's wrong, Kuwabara? Don't think I'm good enough for your sister? (Looks at Shizuru) Honestly, I see no resemblance between the two of you.

Shizuru: Thank goodness for that. (Kisses him again)

Kuwabara: I think I'm going to be sick.

Scene: Some remote forest in the Demon World

Hiei: Yukina, I have something to tell you.

Yukina: Really? What is it, Hiei?

Hiei: I don't know how to tell you this, but it's something that has to do with you and me.

Yukina: Really? Does this have anything to do with. . . .feelings?

Hiei: Yes, I suppose so.

Yukina: And. . . .family?

Hiei: Of course.

Yukina: And a certain kind of jewelry?

Hiei: You know already?

Yukina: (Smiles) Oh yes, Hiei-I always thought from the start, but now its all clear to me. And I'm so very happy!

Hiei: (looks hopeful) You are?

Yukina: Yes, of course! It's so sweet that you are in love with Botan!

Hiei: (Sweatdrop)

Yukina: We'll have to plan the wedding as soon as possible. How did you know I always wanted to be a bridesmaid? I'd be so honored to be in your wedding!

Hiei:. . . . .

Yukina: (Is rattling on) Oh, its going to be so pretty! Now let me see what has to be done. Shizuru can help find Botan a nice wedding dress and Keiko can make a wonderful cake, I can get flowers and invitations, and I'm sure Kurama will want to be the best man! Kazuma and Yusuke can get the ring and Koenma should get a reception hall. Maybe lavender and soft blue will be nice colors, don't you think so? You and Botan will be so happy together! Aren't wedding wonderful, Hiei?

Hiei: . . .