|The Headless Horseman in Denial
Author: piratingelvenpyro PM
Well you see...the Headless Horseman isn't really headless. He just thinks he is. The unexplicable misadventures of said Horseman are all awaiting you inside...French Canadian Accordian players, decapitation, malicious fedoras and more!Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 01-04-08 - Published: 05-11-04 - id: 1857753
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Hi yalls, this is my very first fanfiction EVER! i was so excited. I hope it turns out semi good. Please review, but be kind.
Disclaimer: I am not in ownership of any of the characters in Sleepy Hollow...Though i only use the headless horseman.The Headless Horseman in Denial
Chapter NUMBER ONE! It is entitled: The Fate of the Horseman
The Horseman really does have a head. It just so happens that he decided he doesn't...but he does. So he got his dear makeup artist to write in blue eyeliner on his forehead: I DON'T HAVE A HEAD. His plan worked perfectly. Ok it had a few flaws. FINE! It didn't work at all. People on the set of Tim Burton's; Sleepy Hollow, kept reminding the horseman that he did have a head. But the horseman just pointed to the writing on his forehead in frustration. "Bah! Showbiz people. What do they know?" He muttered to himself.
Finally came the day of truth. The premiere of Sleepy Hollow. The horseman was pleased to see that he appeared on screen...HEADLESS! Little did he know that the blue eyeliner upon his forehead had been used as a blue screen and was cut from the movie. The people of the theatre sighed as the horseman ran up and down the theatre in slow-motion to the music of Chariots of fire. How rude.