Wolverine stalked into the mansion, and on to the kitchen. He'd found Sabertooth, and got thrown into a power line. He heard a sneeze.

Iceman was walking out of the rec room, when he sneezed. Turning the corner, he paused. An angry Wolverine, was standing in the kitchen with a can of beer frozen to his stubble.

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Jean sneezed. Wolverine started singing one of the N'Sync songs.

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Forge had, for some odd reason, decided to make magnetic pie pans complete with filling and launchers. He sneezed as he was pressing a button.

Xavier rolled into the garage, and paused. Logan was covered in metal pieces and whipped cream, and was chasing Forge around the room.

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Forge was tinkering with the danger room computers. He sneezed, as Logan walked in to start a session.

Xavier was rolling by the Danger room, when he heard a roar. He triggered the door mechanism, and looked in. Wolverine was being overrun by singing Smurfs.

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Kurt stretched and yawned as he got out of bed. As he started putting on his robe to go take a shower, he sneezed.

Logan grumbled as he walked out of his bedroom. Then he heard a 'bamf'. Next thing he knew he was on the floor with Kurt laying on top of him.

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Cyclops walked into the garage, and sneezed.

Logan was working on his bike. It exploded. Scott ran away chased by an angry and singed Wolverine.