One shot on Rock Lee and why he likes his outfit.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or Rock Lee or a green one- piece suit.

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It’s so comfortable, I knew it from the first time I tried it on.
Green, like Konoha, right? So I can blend in!!
It is also so slimming; it shows my rippling muscles perfectly.
I’m not entirely sure about the legwarmers...I mean leg coverings, leg coverings, but Gai-Sensei wears them so they must be very manly.
I don’t really see anyone else wearing them so you must have to be really manly to wear them.

There is no doubt that there is no one manlier than Gai-Sensei.
Hmmm.
Going to the bathroom is a bit of a problem though. I have to unzip and slip out of it all the time. Maybe they should have put some snaps in the bottom, you know, like a babies outfit.
Snap, Snap, Pee, Snap, Snap, done.
I haven’t really worked up the courage to ask Gai-Sensei what he does.
He says this outfit is for the ladies too. They really like it.
I do get lots of looks.
He says it doesn’t hide anything. Whatever that means.
Although I did hear Ino say something about smugglin’ grapes once, not sure about that either.

Grapes? I said, “Woman are you blind – it’s GREEN... like a leaf.”

She is not as much woman as Sakura-Chan.
I am sure Sakura-chan likes my outfit. She even has a pet name for me, Watermelon Peel.
She sees the green.

The weights I have to wear around my legs chafe a little thought, and they break the table and wood floors when I take them off at night. Gai-Sensei says that this is the oldest and fastest way to build strength. I wonder if he wears them under his legwarm...I mean leg coverings.

The posing is fun. Gai-Sensei says that it is good to show your strength to all you see. I send out flashes and I have perfected my tooth sparkle. I want to be just like Gai-Sensei.

I kind of miss my t-shirts; the long sleeves get pretty hot in the summer. Maybe we can design a short sleeve version of the body suit. Awesome. I should go tell Gai-Sensei right now about it.

Maybe next year, I will see if we can try a blue one.

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I know it’s stupid. But thanks for reading.