TOTAL CHAOS

"Alright, Jerry you talked me into doing this for you. Now what are the ideas you have for this 'SUPERHERO' group?"

"Well, Al, there in my restroom is a costume that our designers came up with once I told them about your ablilties, why don't you go try it on?"

Shortly ...

"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS PIECE OF CRAP SUPOSED TO BE? THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'M GOING TO WEAR THIS IN PUBLIC."

"Calm down, Al, calm down. Now tell me what's so wrong with it."

"FIRST OF I'D LOOK LIKE A LITTLE NAMSEY-BOY DOING A DANCE FROM SOME COLONIAL PIECE BALLET."

"Ok, then. We'll get the design boys to work out something new for you then. Here look at this ad that will be running in most national papers starting tomorrow morning."

SUPER POWERED INDIVIDUALS WITH A SENSE OF HONOR AND JUSTICE.

THE VISIONS COMIC COMPANY BASED OUT OF INDIANAPOLIS, IN IS LOOKING FOR BRIGHT MINDED SUPER-POWERED INDIVIDUALS TO JOIN A SUPER TEAM. INDIVIDUALS NEED TO BRING A FULL RESUME AND PASS A FULL CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECK. POSUERS NEED NOT APPLY.

TRYOUTS WILL BE HELD NEXT THURSDAY IN THE OLD BUSH STADIUM.

VISIONS COMICS-THEY'RE A SIGHT TO BEHOLD

" Look Al, we need to get a team together and this is the way marketing wants to get it done."

"I don't like it, Jer. There are going to be all kinds of fruits coming, and they'll all want to be given a chance to prove themselves."

Jerry walked over to the window and looked out over the city. He stood there thinking for a few minutes before turning around and said, "Look, Al, it's out of my hands on this part, but I'll see what I can do. You'll need to be ready for stuff like this though. So, what do you say, are you ready to be...," He said with a dramatic pause, "...THE TOWN CRYER?"

"Uhmmm, NO, I don't think so, Jer."

"Alright, well, we'll come up with something to go with the new costume by then I guess."