Me: Ok...who is coming?

Miko: Let's see...Mimi, Lily...Sakura...Sapphire...WTF?

Me: What? Who is coming to this party!

Miko: Um...Kiera...Jak...Daxter...Sig...Samos, oh shit he's coming...Beat, Gum, Corn...and some muse named Dick

Me: Hahahahahah... When are they coming?

Miko: Later...

Later, everyone arrives.

Miko: I know that this is gotta be the WORSE idea you have ever had, and I mean wayyy worse than the idea you got last year, with the glomp fest.

Jak:Whazzup!

Miko: Oh sweet Jesus...

Daxter: I brought cheese.

Me: YAY! CHEESE!

Daxter: Oh shit...

Me: tries to glomp Daxter, but misses...

Everyone else: -;

Me: Ok, let's get this party started!

A little bit later.

Miko: Game time!

Daxter: Where is Aura?

Kiera: In the kitchen, trying to kill the muse, and eat all the cheese she can find.

Everyone else: -;

Miko: Ok, let's play...

Sig: Spin the bottle!

Mimi: I smell yaoi...

Sakura: Yay, Yaoi!

Lily: Oh shit...do you guys know...?

Jak, Sig: No.

Mimi: Hey, where is Samos?

Daxter: I dunno looks around evilly

Miko: Nevermind that old fart; let's just play...with a piñata holds up stick

Aura: CHEESE!

Jak: Where is the piñata though? looks up Oh...

Lily: You know what...a Latias does NOT make a good piñata!

Aura: Jak's going first puts blindfold on Jak Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to sing the Mexican hat dance.

Lily: Oh shits no...get him away from me you stupid Fucks!

Daxter: Too late!

Jak: swings and hits Lily on the head.

Beat: Hey guys, I found Samos!

Gum: Ya, he was in the fridge!

Lily: Wow, like I care!

Jak swings again, and gets the rope, freeing Lily.

Lily: I'm free! Free I tell ya!

Mimi :OK...lets take a break, shall we people?

Everyone: YA!

To be continued...