'Livin' La Vida Trelawney'
by mermaid2bseeker

A parody of 'Livin' La Vida Loca'
As sung by Harry Potter himself.

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She's into Divination,
Black grims, and crystal balls
'I feel a premonition'
That girl's gonna make me hurl
She likes to read my future
Death dates and false readings
She reads a new affliction
For every day and night

She'll make you want to skip class
Or quit it all together
She'll make you paranoid for life
Or she'll take away your pain
Like a death curse to your brain

Upside inside out
Livin' la vida Trelawney
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida Trelawney
Her eyes are bat-like huge
And she always smells of incense
Livin' la vida Trelawney
Vida Trelawney

I had a funny vision
One day sitting in her class
She wanted me to tell her what I saw
It was too private so I didn't say.

A close friend of mine quit her class
Said it was a waste of time
I happen to agree with that
Professor Trelawney
What a crazy old kook!

She'll make you want to skip class
Or quit it all together
She'll make you paranoid for life
Or she'll take away your pain
Like a death curse to your brain

Upside inside out
Livin' la vida Trelawney
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida Trelawney
Her eyes are bat-like huge
And she always smells of incense
Livin' la vida Trelawney
Vida Trelawney

She'll make you want to skip class
Or quit it all together
She'll make you paranoid for life
Or she'll take away your pain
Like a death curse to your brain

Upside inside out
Livin' la vida Trelawney
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida Trelawney
Her eyes are bat-like huge
And she always smellsof incense
Livin' la vida Trelawney
Vida Trelawney

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