A parody of 'Hero' by Nickleback

by mermaid2bseeker

As sung by Draco Malfoy

I'm so low Hermione hit me

I'm so low Hermione hit me

Although I, no I, didn't hit her back

And they say that the Malfoys are inbred

I will not stand here and listen

I'll hold onto the fact that I'm pureblood

Watch as I stick my tongue out

Someone told me mudbloods would all pay

How can that be, Look what Harry did

A world full of mudbloods and Hermione Grangers

That world never came

And they say that the Malfoys are inbred

I will not stand here and listen

I'll hold onto the fact that I'm pureblood

Watch as I stick my tongue out

Now that the world isn't ending

It's hate that I'm sending to you

As in the hate of a loser

That's why I fear it won't do

And they say that the Malfoys are inbred

I will not stand here and listen

I'll hold onto the fact that I'm pureblood

Watch as I stick my tongue out

And they're watching us

Watching us

They're watching us

Watching us

As we all die away

And they're watching us

Watching us

They're watching us

Watching us

As we all die away

And they're watching us

Watching us

They're watching us

Watching us

As we all die away

Whoa no