Kinkles, the Jaguar on Varsity Soccer

This is totally pointless and kind of inappropriate...you've been warned. LotR and Buzz Lightyear are not mine.

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"Ooooh la la," sang Galadriel happily. "There's a spider in my apple cider!"

Indeed, Galadriel James was dancing happily in Lórien because she was indeed happy, hence why the author used the adverb 'happily'. She was happy because it would be her favourite time of day in an hour. At that time, Galadriel did something that was forbidden in Lórien. She couldn't stand it any longer, so she rushed over to her stupid mirror and took a peek.

Galadriel smiled. She saw herself taking a dump in her pants. Yes, she knew that every elf had to be potty trained but she didn't care one bit. The birds chirped and the rabbits ate their young as Galadriel was enjoying the sight of the mirror Galadriel soiling herself. Just then, there was some sort of movement in the bushes and a flash of gleaming white.

"Who's there?"

There was no answer, so Galadriel looked back into the mirror and saw herself eating a moldy canoli. The one thing she didn't see was Buzz Lightyear, who was holding a machete and a baby doll. Buzz silently crept behind her, slit her throat, and laughed evilly as the freaky elf woman hit the ground with a delightful splat. When Buzz took a closer look at the scary lady, he saw a poop stain on the back of her ugly dress.

THE END.

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That was stupid. Flames are welcome.