Disclaimer: Nope, even though I know you had the sinking suspision, Harry Potter isn't mine. The only characters I own are Butch and Renny, Christie and me. Surprised you all, huh?
Um..Savvy...thank you for reviewing. warm grin You requested to have a cameo in the fic...but since this fic is already written..( I'm just adding a few chapters day by day )..I went ahead and added you a part in anyway. Enjoy! [tap dances]

Where I left you all off at:

Harry introduced his long lost conjoined twin sister to the friends: Renny. She wears a raincoat every second of her freakish life, and has on a pair of colossal muddy boots that weigh ten times more than she does.

HERMIONE: Renny's lucky. She has a raincoat AND boots.

RENNY: My boots. [hisses]

HERMIONE: Uh, you keep em. Yeah, okay. [inches away]

HARRY: This is Butch's first rainstorm!

BUTCH: Trust me. I've seen plenty or rain, Potter. Back in hell, everyday was a rainy day.

HARRY: See this stuff falling from the clouds? It's called R-A-I-N. Rain is good. Rain makes things grown.

BUTCH: Maybe you should use it to grow you a penis, bitch.

HARRY: That was hurtful, but you are a baby and have no clue what you are talking about.

BUTCH: [gives him the finger]

HERMIONE: What do you think about rain, Renny?

RENNY: Raincoat.

HERMIONE: Yes, you are wearing a pretty raincoat. I like your boots, also.

RENNY: My boots.

HERMIONE: O.o

HARRY: Back in Renny's old town, it rained everyday, she told me.

RENNY: Rained..all. Rained all da time.

HARRY: And she said she liked to play in the puddles.

RENNY: In the puddles Renny would go. SPLASH! In the big boots.

HARRY: I think rain makes her happy.

BUTCH: [peeks under Renny's raincoat]

RENNY: [shrieks like a banshee] Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

HARRY: [takes Butch away, and Renny stops screaming, as if nothing happened.] My god! What a hellish demon you are, Butch!

BUTCH: Suck my non-existent dick, Pothead.

HARRY: Don't mind if I do.

They all watch as Harry tries to suck something on Butch's body that isn't there. It looks quite odd.

RENNY: Penis.

HERMIONE: That's right, Renny. Harry is sucking Butch's invisible penis.

RENNY: Heh.

BUTCH: [kicks Harry in the face] Get back, dawg. I've had enough of your shit. [spits in his hair]

HARRY: I wish I was as fly and smooth as you are, Butch.

BUTCH: Yeah, well we can't all be perfect, can we?

RENNY: Muddy boots. Big boots.

HERMIONE: Uh.

Julie and Christie approach the gang. They are skipping along and holding hands like queer lesbians.

JULIE: Hiya, peoples! [slaps Renny on the back]

RENNY: [twitch]

HARRY: Quick! Take your hand away before she starts-

RENNY: EEEEEEEE Sheeeeeeeeeettttt Eeeeeeeeeee

JULIE: [jumps back] Holy fuck-aroo!

CHRISTIE: Hey, all! Me and Julie have come to tell you the good news!

ALL: What ever is it?!?

A RANDOM VOICE IN THE CROWD: Butch is biting my ass!

JULIE AND CHRISTIE: We're getting married!

HERMIONE: Wow. I sure do think yall are a good couple. It's about time.

JULIE: [giggles] No! We aren't marrying EACHOTHER!

RENNY: Renny marry the boots.

CHRISTIE: [gag] Eww! Like grossness! Fo real we aint marrying eachother! That would be kinda righteous, but NO!

JULIE: We are going to both get married to our crushes.

HARRY: Who are they?

CHRISTIE: Well, I'm marrying Snapers.

JULIE: And I'm marrying Dumbledore.

ALL: .....

HARRY: Can I be the flower girl?

JULIE: Naw, Butch's the flower girl. As she is the youngest.

BUTCH: [roars and runs around in gangsta circles] YO! I aint ganna be no pansy-throwin bastard! Butch aint no flower boi! Butch is da smoothest gangsta baby in da hood! [trips and falls] Ow! BooBoo! Butch gots a cut on her widdle knee! [sobs]

HERMIONE: Aw, it's okay. [cuddles Butch]

SAVVY: Can I be the wedding alter?

JULIE: Anyways Harry is going to be my maid of honor.

HARRY: For real? Like oh my god?

JULIE: F'real.

HARRY: [squeals and humps the air]

HERMIONE: What can I be?

CHRISTIE: You're the old preacher bitch.

HERMIONE: Wahoo!

JULIE: And Renny is the ring bearer.

RENNY: [is nowhere to be seen. She has buried herself up deep in her raincoat and is hiding. She's zipped herself up inside.]

JULIE: She'll get to wear a pretty raincoat! [says in singsong voice]

RENNY: [pops out] Coat. My boots.

JULIE: I knew that'd make you change your mind.

BUTCH: Kiss my widdle boo boo! [blubbers]

HERMIONE: [makes out with the boo boo]