Author: Chaos of Hearts PM
My 1st &, I think, deserved WR humor fic. Slight romance. No shounen-ai on a technicality. Pairings: against my better judgement, but for a little fun, Tsume & snicker Kiba. Pleaz R&R.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 04-15-05 - Published: 06-12-04 - id: 1907787
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Nobody said anything about whether they'd like to see this or not, so I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm playing the omnipotent author, and poor Kiba's my pawn. I don't own Wolf's Rain. And just so you know I'm 99.9% (okay I admit it 100%) Toboe & Tsume. But this idea wouldn't leave me alone. So it's time for a little fun.....
Kiba Was Female
"Just so ya know, this is the first time I've done this sorta thing." Kiba walks up behind me. "Who are you and who are you talking to?" I grin evilly, "sorry Kiba, but in order to have some fun, I hafta interfere with this particular fic just once." Kiba looks confused, "what are you talking about?" Poor thing's clueless, ain't he? "Sorry snowflake, but I have to use my omnipotency just once to satisfy myself." Author knocks Kiba out, turns him into a girl, and disappears to watch the proceedings from a safe area.
Kiba wakes up in a clearing with a headache, trying to remember what happened. He begins to look himself over, making sure he's all right. "WHAT THE HELL?" The other three wolves come running to find out what's the matter. Tsume, in the lead, stops short, causing Hige and Toboe to run into him. "Tsume, what'd ya....." Hige trails off staring over Tsume's shoulder. "Wow! Me first." Hige scrambles past Tsume, who throws him back against a tree. "Would you can it?" Hige rubs his head, "you just want her for yourself, don't ya?" Tsume glares at the tan wolf. Hige just picks himself up and walks calmly over to the female wolf seated on the ground.
"Can I give you I hand up miss?" Kiba shoves him away, "come off it Hige." Toboe studies the girl in front of him. She's a pretty, slender young woman with dark hair and sparkling blue eyes. A denim skirt flitted lightly about her ankles in the gentle breeze, and her half-sleeved jacket hung open revealing a white short sleeve blouse underneath. 'She looks so familiar,' the young wolf thinks to himself. Then suddenly, it hits him. "Kiba? Is that....you?" The girl glares at him, "who the hell do you think I am?" Toboe blushes slightly, "I'm sorry, it's just that you....you're a....a girl."
"And you think I didn't notice?" Kiba's voice rises steadily, brimming over with anger, confusion and aggression. Hige stumbles backwards upon realizing that the young lady is actually his best friend. "Hey, Kiba?" She turns and snaps, "what?" Hige winces slightly, "uh, what happened?" Suddenly on the verge of tears, she sinks to the ground. "I don't know. I remember meeting this strange girl and....," she sniffles, "and then....then I blacked out." Tsume, Hige and Toboe stare at Kiba, totally confused by the sudden 180 in her personality. "Uh, Tsume?" "What?" "Wasn't she yellin' at Hige a minute ago?" "Yeah." "So, uh, what happened?" "Kid, I don't really know."
Uncertainly, Hige approaches the crying female. "Kiba?" She looks up at him, sniffling. "What?" "It's okay. I mean, ya don't hafta cry. It sounds like somebody did this to you, so it's not your fault." She studies him a moment, then smiles. As Hige thinks about how pretty her smile is, she pounces him in a hug, knocking him over. "Thank you," she says and shyly gives him a quick kiss on the cheek. Kiba then hops up and pulls the dazed Hige to his feet.
"Uh, Tsume?" "What Toboe?" "I don't think he, she, uh....I don't think Kiba's exactly Kiba anymore, and I don't mean physically." "For once kid, I think you may actually be right." The two watch as the now cheerful female wolf drags the completely shocked tan male towards them. "You know what Toboe?" "What Tsume?" "I think whoever did this completely changed Kiba into a female. Physically, emotionally, personality wise, the whole nine yards." "Tsume?" "Yeah?" "I hope for once you're wrong." "Me too kid, me too."
Chaos: So, what do you think so far? To tell ya the truth, Tsume doesn't know how right he is. I am gonna go the whole 9 yards with Kiba being a girl. Mood swings, over reactive, overly emotional, the works. Don't kill me for any stereotypes, pleaz. I'm a girl too, after all. But I've done 5 serious one-shots and I'm workin' on 2 serious chapter fics with Wolf's Rain. I think I deserve to do one humor fic and this idea wouldn't leave me alone. I hope ya like it, and it's gonna get crazier, so please bear with me. Thanx 4 lstnen. Bye!