A/N: Very unlikely, but I couldn't resist.
Warnings: A bit o.O worthy.
Disclaimer: Own them? Ha! That's a laugh!
Challenge: Sort any character into a different house.
Summary: hp100 challenge. She would show that boy. She would.

Title: Dirt

"Granger, Hermione!"
She stepped forward uncertainly. Scared brown eyes took in the entire Great Hall as she sat on the chair. Then they fell on a single boy.
"Dirt," the boy mouthed, smirk set firmly on his face. He had called her nastier things on the train, that Draco Malfoy.
Hermione bristled. So she had never encountered magic before. Big deal! It didn't mean that she was below anyone!
Her eyes filled with angry tears as the hat slipped onto her head. She would show that boy. She would.
"Slytherin!" the hat yelled. The look on Malfoy's face was priceless.