A/N: Muahahahahahaha?
Warnings: Mwehehehehehehehehe?
Disclaimer: I want to own something. But I don't. I'm so sad. Wah.
Challenge: Sort any character into a different house.
Summary: hp100 challenge. Maybe it was all just a cosmic joke.

Title: Cosmic Joke

He was so dead. The moment word got to his father about his placement, he was going to march down to Hogwarts and drag him out—probably by his hair. Then he would get the tongue-lashing of his life, the usual snarls about how much of a disappointment he was to the family and then there would be his inevitable disownment. His life was ruined, and all because of that stupid hat.
The thing was broken. It had to be. Why else would it have put him in this house? It just wasn't right.
A Malfoy in Gryffindor. How embarrassing.