What Would They Say
by mermaid2bseeker

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Chapter 4: Dudley's No Muggle

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A/N1:
To the person who suggested that I do a scene with Dumbledore and Ginny: (you know who you are) You are a sick and twisted individual. v I like your style.
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter. That honor goes to the almighty J. K. Rowling.

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The Scene: Dudley discovers he has magial abilities

What would they (various characters from the Harry Potter novels) say if they found out that Dudley was no Muggle.

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Dudley Dursley – "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Vernon Dursley – "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! NNNNNOOO! I WON'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE IN MY HOUSE."
Petunia Dursley – "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! NNNNNOOO! NOT MY LITTLE DUDDYKINS. WWWWHHHHYYYY?"
Piers Polkiss – "No, way. You're…you're like him now, aren't you. Oh, my god. Get away from me FREAK!"

A conversation between Minerva and Albus:
Minerva McGonagall (after examining the magical quill, which is used to create the yearly student roster at Hogwarts) – "There doesn't appear to be anything wrong with it. But why did it not record this name when the person was born."
Albus Dumbledore – "How old is the person, now?"
Minerva – "Over sixteen. If he was admitted, he wouldn't graduate until he was at least twenty-three."
Albus – "Who is this boy?"
Minerva – "Dudley…Dursley!"
Albus – "Ah yes. If I am not mistaken, he's Harry's cousin."
Minerva - Just shakes her head in disbelief and exasperation (to herself) that horrible boy who was demanding more sweets from his mother, ah crap.

A conversation Harry, Ron, and Hermione would have at school:
Harry – "Hey guys. Guess what?"
Ron – "Luna Lovegood's in love with you."
Both Harry and Hermione look at Ron.
Ron – "Whhhaaat?"
Harry – "No, that's not it. Where do you come up with this stuff? No, you know what? Never mind, I don't want to know. My cousin Dudley—the one I set the snake on at the zoo—is a wizard.
Hermione – "How do you know this?"
Harry – "My aunt and uncle sent me a letter blaming me. And they sent it by owl post, which they would never ever do normally, so they must really be mad."
Hermione – "But why would they blame you?"
Harry – "They say that my presence in their home must have triggered a reaction in Dudley."
Ron – Laughs very hard
Hermione – "It's not funny."
Ron – "Yes, it is."
Harry – "Of course my aunt and uncle won't let him come to the school."
Hermione – "I doubt they'd have a choice."
Harry and Ron at the same time – "What do you mean?"
Hermione – Rolls her eyes "Harry, did it work when they tried to prevent you from coming?"
Harry – "No."
Ron – "But he wouldn't be allowed to be admitted. He's waaaayyy too old. Besides how would they even know that he's a wizard if he wasn't born magical?"
Hermione – "That doesn't matter. Honestly, don't you two—"
Harry and Ron together – "—read? Yes."
Hermione – "Yeah, right. In the headmistress's office there is a magical quill which is enchanted to write the names of every magical child born in Hogwarts' jurisdiction. Those names are what Professor McGonagall read aloud each year at the Sorting. Undoubtedly, once Dudley's magical abilities manifested themselves, the quill wrote his name down. The only issue that would arise is what would happen if a sixteen year old boy was enrolled as a first-year."
Harry – "Oh, right"
Ron – "This could be fun."
Harry – "Yeah."
Hermione – Rolls her eyes

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A/N2:
Please review, and if you have any specific scene you'd like to see me write about, tell me about it in your reviews.

A/N3:
For all those Harry Potter fans out there, I have started a group on called 'Going Nuts Over Harry Potter', me and my b/f (liz marie A.K.A meteora) are the moderators. So, if any of you would like to join our group send an e-mail to either or saying you'd like to join, and include your own e-mail address, that way we can send an invitation to you.