Stuck in the middle with Two
Part one Give me back my thong now!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha but I do own this story and most of the shows that I tape!!!

Inu-Yasha and Kagome have been together for about... ummmm... about the beginning of two months now in my story. Good, got it, done deal, great! So let me begin in a feudal era far far away...

"Inu-Yasha where did you put my bra, underwear, bikini and thong now!!! I hate it when you take them! You are such a pervert! Give it back now Inu-Yasha. Right now! Or was it you Miroku! Jesus... I can't leave my things around without you idiots taking them!" said Kagome in a pissed voice.

"It is not me this time. You always blame me... I love Sango remember stupid!" Miroku piped up, "Look for Inu-Yasha, I saw him with a thong a couple of minutes ago!"

"Damned go for nothing... always stealing my thongs... I hate this... why can't he be like Miroku... scratch that...ummmm...I don't know, better then he is now..." Kagome thought to herself.

She made it to a tree and looked up. She saw Inu-Yasha with all of her things... her bra, underwear, bikini and thong!

"I knew it was you Inu-Yasha! Give my things back now!"

"Only if you promise that I can take you somewhere tonight! Alright? Please... let me... I found a good place to give you something that I wanted to give you for a long time! Please!!!" begged Inu-Yasha.

"Only if you give me my things back now!!!"

"Okey!!!" Inu-Yasha sounded more cheerful then ever before. "Yay... Miroku said I could not pull it off but I did...! Yay!!! Celebrate!!!"

Okey so I know it is a little O.O.C. but give me a break! Please R&R!