Disclaimer-JKR owns these guys.

Summary-Just unconnected poems that express some of my ideas about these characters.

Draco’s truly a bastard, as all us girlies know.

That’s why we draw him beautifully and write his lines just so.

He’s loving and he’s caring and he serves the Dark One’s will.

His experience with shagging will give any girl a thrill,

and with writers like Cassandra, this boy can do no wrong.

Except, of course, insult all others each night and all day long.

So have we forgotten his canon looks; pointed, pale, and sour?

No! We’ve just switched words around and written ‘gaze’ for ‘glower.’