NEO

By Charles Xavier

(Parody of the 'DuckTales' theme)

Life is like a hurricane,

In the Matrix.

Agents, highways, aeroplanes,

It's chaotic.

Let's solve this world's mystery

And rewrite history!

NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!

Every day he's out there fighting.

NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!

His acrobatic kung-fu skills are

NEATO! OOOH-OOOOH!

When it seems he's heading for the

Merovingian,

Cool deduction never fails.

That's for certain.

His worst of messes,

Become successes!

NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!

Every day he's out there fighting.

NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!

His acrobatic kung-fu skills are

NEATO! OOOH-OOOOH!

D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you!

Agent Smith out to find you!

What to do? Just leave it all to…

NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!

Not Superman, not Spiderman, but

NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!

Not Superman, not Spiderman, but

NEO! OOOH-OOOOH!