The Twelve Days of Conquest

On the first day of conquest my invader gave to me
One souped-up trash can called GIR
On the second day of conquest my invader gave to me
Two big, tall leaders
On the third day of conquest my invader gave to me
Three evil piggies
On the fourth day of conquest my invader gave to me
Four doom-filled battles
On the fifth day of conquest my invader gave to me
FIVE BENDY STRAWS
On the sixth day of conquest my invader gave to me
Six death bees
On the seventh day of conquest my invader gave to me
Seven pointless cameos
On the eighth day of conquest my invader gave to me
Eight giant robots
On the ninth day of conquest my invader gave to me
Nine alien babies
On the tenth day of conquest my invader gave to me
Ten spooky Chihuahuas
On the eleventh day of conquest my invader gave to me
Eleven crazy monkeys
On the twelfth day of conquest my invader gave to me
Twelve sausage Dibs