Duo and the Amazing Technicolor Gundam

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Author's Note: Relena bashing? Who said anything about Relena bashing? By the way, this is what happens when you're reading Gundam fanfics and your sister is playing the Joseph soundtrack over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over….

(Duo (as Joseph) is in the middle of a battle when two people are shoved in front of him) A/N: Peeps is a loose term meaning people.

Ekaurii:

Duo's flaming scythe was out

Chopping the base and people low

Alone he fought, alone he thought

Of peaceful times he used to know

Wufei:

Hey, Maxwell, clean up your act

Heero:

Hey, Duo, they're not beaten yet

Ekaurii and Ensemble:

Go, go, go Duo you know what to do

Swing that scythe Duo, you're making headway

Don't give up Duo, fight till you drop

We've read the plot and you come out on top

Ekaurii:

Now onto Duo's battlefield

Were marched two very different peeps

Peeps:

We don't think that we will ever

See the dark of space again

Hey, Deathscythe, spare us if you can

We've been in eps that we don't understand

Ekaurii:

Both peeps were enemies of the Gundam pilots

Both in this fanfic for doing their thing

One was Relena, the annoying Peacecrap

One was a soldier, a bastard from OZ

Duo:

Tell me of the eps right now,

And I will tell you what they show

Though I cannot guarantee

That you'll live, I'll let you go

Ekaurii:

First the soldier, trembling took the floor

Nervously he spoke of what he saw

Soldier:

There I was sitting, inside my Aries

I shot some rebels and killed them, the swine

I showed them to Treize, he promoted me up

I tried to interpret, but I had to give up

Duo:

You will soon be free, I guess

So do not worry anymore

Treize will get you out of here

You'll battle as you did before

Ekaurii:

Next Relena, rose to tell her dream

Hoping it would have a similar theme

Relena:

There I was standing on top of a cliff

High in the sky I saw Wing overhead

I started screaming things to Heero

"Here I am, come and kill me!"

Duo:

I'm happy to say your dream is not

The kind of dream I'm likely to get

Heero has it in for you

Your execution date is set

Don't reply on all I said I saw

It's just that I've know Heero for too long

Ekaurii and Ensemble:

Go go go, Duo, you know what to do

Swing that scythe, Duo, you're making headway

Shalala Duo, OZzies must die

You and your Gundam, making 'em fry

Go go go, Duo, you know what to do

Swing that scythe, Duo, you're making headway

Shalala Duo, OZzies must die

You and your Gundam, making 'em fry

Go, go, go, go,

Go, go, go, go,

Go, go, go, go,

Go, go, go, go,

Go, go, go, go,

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

Duo, you know what to do

Swing that scythe, Duo, you're making headway

Shalala Duo, OZzies must die

You and your Gundam, making 'em fry

Go go go, Duo, you know what to do

Swing that scythe, Duo, you're making headway

Shalala Duo, OZzies must die

You and your Gundam, making 'em fry

Ekaurii:

Making 'em fry

Duo:

Making 'em fry

Ekaurii:

Making 'em fry

Duo:

Making them

All:

Fry!

Author's Note: It was short, strange, and distinctly odd. Oh, and I'm still waiting for votes on the Strut Your Stuff series. Ja ne!