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DragonDancer5150
Author of 62 Stories
Rated: K - English - Parody - Reviews: 6 - Published: 07-02-04 - Complete - id:1942910

July 2, 2004 - Hey, guys! OK, I did not write this one but I thought it
was too great not to share. My friend Lady Solarflare, who does not have
an account, wrote this. I share it with her permission. Any feedback will
be passed on back to her. Let her know what you think!

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The Twelve Days of Christmas
(Ronin Style)

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
A white tiger in a red jeep.

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Two katanas... etc.

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
three OAV's... etc.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
four Warlords... etc.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
FIVE RONIN DUDES... etc.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
six snake-fang swords... etc.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
seven fish from Cye... etc.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gace to me:
eight YST CD's... etc.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
nine mystical Armors... etc.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
ten Ronin websites... etc.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:eleven Nether Spirits... etc.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Twelve Dynasty Soldiers
Eleven Nether Spirits
Ten Ronin Websites
Nine mystical Armors
Eight YST CD's
Seven fish from Cye
Six Snake Fang Swords
FIVE RONIN DUDES
Four Warlords
Three OAV's
Two Katanas
And a white tiger in a red jeep...
AND A WHITE TIGER IN A REEEEED JEEEEEEP!

Lady Solarflare
"It is better to die on your feet, than to live a lifetime on your knees."
Emiliano Zapata, Hero of the Mexican Revolution

Everything is always okay in the end. If it's not, then it's not the end.

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