(This is a strange little ditty I wrote awhile ago when I was editing some of the later chapters. This is probably the last bit of writing ever done for this story.)

Written By: Elise Haskell

A is for Aoi, who's crazier than a loon.

B is for Bulma, who caused Vegeta to swoon.

C is for Carrie, I swear she's no liar .

D is for Dilandau, that lover of fire.

E is for Elise & Eric, who should be one.

F is for Folken, who's not very fun.

G is for Gohan, with his secret identity.

H is for Heero, who lacks all amenity.

I is for Inu Yasha, who thinks he's under a curse.

J is for Joy, the school's only nurse.

K is for Kodachi, boyfriend steeling quad-fucker.

L is for a future character, poor sucker.

M is for Mamoru, the corniest man is existence.

N is for Nuriko, who is full of persistence.

O is for Omi, who became a canary.

P is for Piccolo, who is rather scary.

Q is for Quatre, who really loves tea.

R is for Ravi, who is full of glee.

S is for Sonya, who's quite the hentai.

T is for Trunks, who will probably die.

U is for Une, with her split personality.

V is for Vegeta, and his immorality.

W is for Wu Fei, and his pretty, pretty eyes.

X is for ... someone who eventually dies?

Y is for Youji, who's in love with Elise.

Z is for Zechs, who's obsessed with peace.

This is what happens when I get bored and notice that there are so many characters that I can (almost) make the alphabet with them. If only we had put in someone like Lain (and I'm sure there's an anime character with a name starting with 'X') who could finish the alphabet...

Juuban High: Open For Interpretation

(That's all there is, there isn't anymore.)