A/N: Hi we're back! Ok. Flaming Red Dragon changed her name HOT. Ok? Ok. Don't ask why. By the way, MAJOR ZELDA BASHING ALERT!

Disclaimer: (picks dusty book off shelf and reads) HOT and Angel's Star do not own LOZ.

Chapter 3

AS: We're baaaaaack!

HOT: We know...

AS: Well, you don't haft'a put such a downer on things...

HOT: (smiles evilly)

AS: Uuhhh... yeah... Lets go do something!

HOT: I like shooting things with my bow and arrows (looks at Link with a devilish grin) Hehehehehe...

AS: You can't shoot Link! I can read your mind!

HOT: Oops...

AS: (sudden subject change) Lets go bug somebody!

HOT: Sounds fun to me!

AS: Who do you wanna bug?

HOT: (looks at Malon. Evil smile) Wahahahahahaha...

AS: Not Malon. How about...Zelda!

HOT: Even better!

(The group made their way to the village walls where the drawbridge is. But there is one small problem...the drawbridge was beginning to go up!)

HOT: Crap...

AS: Don't say that! You have no idea who's reading this thing!

HOT: Yeah, I know...people!

AS: You know what I mean! Now we better hurry and get into town fast!

Link: Hey, you guys! Whatcha doing?

AS: (comes to a complete stop) We're gonna bug Zelda, you wanna come?

Link: Well, I think that we're a little too late! But hey the cats got in first! That's good right...?

AS: How'd they get in first! AND WHAT DO YA MEAN WE'RE A LITTLE TOO LATE!

(All hear the drawbridge slam shut!)

Malon: Sorry you guys got shut out. How do you plan on getting in now?

HOT: I've got it! We can use my grappling hook and hook shot over the wall!

AS: But what about the guards on the other side?

HOT: Do you forget that I was trained in the art of Sheika, do you not remember?

AS: You, uh, never told me...

HOT: (jaw drops) You mean to tell me that the ENTIRE three day adventure that we went on to the Fairy Forest that you did not listen!

AS: You said that was your dream!

HOT: No, I had a dream that it would happen. And then Impa came to train me if not only for the five years she had!

(While those two fight, Link and Malon make a plan to get them in the castle so they couldn't be heard fighting.)

Link: How about you guys stop fighting and get in through the, uh...

Malon: SEWERS!

HOT: Hehe...no way...

AS: That might be our only hope. We could ride our horses!

HOT: Ok...

(The two saddle up their horses and ride thirty feet into the sewers when...)

Guard 1: Man, that chili I had did not agree with my stomach!

Guard 2: Whoa, man! I agree! That is nasty!

(AS and HOT slowly turn their heads toward each other. Both fearing the same thing. Then they hear the dreaded gurgling sound of his stomach. And then... the two shafts of light over head closed.)

HOT: (mouthing RUN!)

(They all struck their horses to go on, sloshing through heaven knows what. They turned and ran their horses straight ahead, nearly missing several down pours.)

HOT: This is the last time I listen to Malon!

AS: Me too!

(The group raced out of the sewer and into the rain. Lightning struck near by and startled the horses, throwing AS and HOT forward and into some mud. Malon and Link mounted behind them, laughing. AS and HOT gave them death glares and the two shut up.)

HOT: My new cloak! Grrrrrrrrr...

AS: I can't believe we went though all that just to bug Zelda!

Zelda: (walks outside with two guards holding a large umbrella over her head) Hello, my friends. I found your three cats. Looks like ya'll need to come in and-

(Then, Zelda flings back her head and sings a screeching "Haa!")

Zelda: Get cleaned up.

Every one in unison: Huh?

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A/N: Ok. So we left you with a cliffy. DON'T COMPLAIN! Heheh. Sorry. Oh, sorry that this chappie is a bit shorter, but it's our bedtime and we gotta go!

Link: What's wrong with Zelda!

Malon: You'll find out later. (under breath) She's stupid! (grumblegrumble)