Attribution Notice: I would like to thank any and all of my fellow Harry Potterphiles on Mugglenet chat (you know who you are) who inspired my creativity on writing this. I would also like to directly attribute verse 3 (snowy owl) to my dear friend, Wixy. The version on here is slightly different than the one we use in chat. I would also like to thank the writer of PoA in 15 minutes for the term "horseybird", which I so shamelessly snitched. For those who don't know, "horseybird" means "hippogriff"...=) To everyone.

Harry's Lullabye

Hush Ickle Wizards, don't chant a word; Momma's gonna buy you a Horseybird.

And if that Horseybird don't fly, Momma's gonna buy you a dragon's eye.

And if that dragon's eye don't scowl, Momma's gonna buy you a snowy owl.

And if that snowy owl don't hoot, Momma's gonna buy you a Quidditch hoop.

And if that Quidditch hoop don't score, Momma's gonna buy a new Dumbledore.

And if that Dumbledore goes spare, Momma's gonna buy you a Slytherin Heir.

And if that Slytherin Heir don't die, Momma's gonna buy you a treacle pie.

And if that treacle pie's no good, Momma's gonna buy some of Snape's monkshood.

And if monkshood won't get you gone, Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand.

And if that magic wand's a joke, Momma'll buy an Invisibility Cloak.