In the recent past of three thousand years from now, a rabbit named
Jazz Jackrabbit braved the perils of the galaxy in a never ceasing
search for the rabbit princess, Eva Earlong. After many brave
adventures, Jazz finally recovered the princess from her kidnapper,
Devan Shell, and returned Eva to her home planet of Carrotus. By this
time, the two rabbits had fallen in love, and arrangements had been
made for their marriage. Unfortunately, as the cliché goes, it's darn
hard to keep a criminally insane turtle down for long. Mere days after
his shocking defeat at the hands of Jazz Jackrabbit, and the subsequent
crashing of all his plans for galactic domination, Devan Shell had
concocted a new, simpler plan.
The
galaxy was a really big place, so it was only logical to start with
just one planet. Thus, Devan decided to conquer Carrotus, the home of
the rabbits, the ancient enemies of the turtles. The only obstacle was,
of course, the rabbits. Devan began work upon a machine that would
remove this one last obstacle. This machine, dubbed the Junction Jumper
2000 (or JJ2 for short), was, on the eve of Jazz and Eva's wedding, all
ready save for one small detail - the power source.
The
derelict planet of Tubelectric could easily have powered JJ2, and
hundreds of other contraptions like it, but JJ2 was compact and needed
a small source of power, about the size of Devan himself. A power gem,
maybe.
Power gems
were a recognized phenomenon in the galaxy. Properly faceted gemstones,
when bombarded with positively charged photons, would begin glowing
with a radiance possibly derived from some parallel universe. This
radiance was not so much normal light as pure unchecked energy, and
could easily be harnessed to provide enough electric energy to run
machines up to ten times the size of the gem itself, even subtracting
the energy needed to continue the photon bombardment.
The
most popular source for power gems was the rich grassland planet of
Diamondus, where for some unknown reason, power gems seemed almost to
grow out of the dirt. Sadly, after Devan's brief takeover of the planet
during his initial attempt at galactic domination, the Galactic Rabbits
had banished Diamondus to a pocket dimension which only the most highly
trained lagomorphic personnel could enter. Devan had no way of getting
into the Diamondus Dimension, but thanks to his excessively elaborate
spy network, he did know where an as of yet untapped power gem could be
found.
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