Get A (Real) Life

It was a lovely day in Jump City. The Teen Titans were having breakfast. Then a gigantic bolt of destroying power came down from the sky and blew their Tower and most of their city off the map. There were no survivors. Other bolts fired destroyed other cities and any known locations of superheroes and magicians. The survivors banded together and likely used their greater knowledge of magic to stop the creature that had done this, the Lord of the Night, who in a fit of psychotic spite blew himself up, probably killed/maimed the remaining heroes who had come to face him, and left the world in a state similar to horrifically depressing films like Threads and The Day After.

The End

It was a lovely day in Jump City. The Teen Titans were having breakfast. Nothing happened that day, because years ago a semi-improvised ritual by a psychotic murderer killed him horribly instead of granting him vaguely-defined godlike powers he used to shove all the trademark villains of the series and universe aside so he could constantly make speeches about how humans sucked in dialogue that often wasn't very good or at least did not age well.

The End

It was a lovely day in Jump City. However the only people who could have seen it didn't care, as they were squatting in a rotting, mostly-abandoned charnel pit. After nearly getting blown off the map twice, people no longer wanted to live in Jump, and stayed away. Perhaps it was smart, because if they had, they would have gotten to experience the city nearly getting blown off the map several more times. The Teen Titans were probably having an adventure somewhere, but since we're stuck in Jump we're out of luck.

The End

It was a lovely day in Jump City. However the Teen Titans didn't get to see that as they had all long been consigned to mental hospitals for the constant, never-ending, and terrible physical, mental, and emotional trauma they had been subjected to seemingly every day of their lives. Why were children being enlisted as superheroes and given cities to guard? The world may never know.

The End

It was a lovely day in Jump City. The Teen Titans probably did something awesome, because they realized reality and realism in stories is only useful until it isn't. But I have other stories to write, so you can decide what that is.

The (REAL) End

OMAKE!

"Let us do something unusual now. Let us see…a world without Metatron." The Phantom Stranger said.

*WORLD WHERE UNSEEN ATTRACTIONS HAPPENS IS SHOWN*

"…..that was…uh…I don't know…I'm…what?" Savior said. "How the…why would…I'm not, he's not…I don't understand. I really don't want to. Next world please."

"As you clearly wish."