Halloween Insanity

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I'm back from the dead for a little while because I've gotten requests for me to post my old stories. For those of you who may not know, my account was deleted last year. I had to re-upload all my work. I did not upload the first two stories that I had written because, honestly, I think they're horrible.

However, you guys want them. So I'm going to post them.

This fic was the first fic I ever wrote. Ever. It sucks, I don't like it, but people enjoyed it lol. So excuse the extreme stupidity (and slight Mary-Sue-ishness of my character).

I am not writing anything new. As I said in 'Angelus Fletus Est', I am no longer writing anything that is fanfiction, so dont' expect anything other than my reposts.

Thank you for reading, and I hope you don't mind this rather sad excuse for a story.

OK! First YGO fic ever, pleeeeaase be gentle? This is mindless insanity! So it's Halloween, and the YGO gang is having a party at kaiba's. What insanity will ensue? What outrageous costumes are they coming up with? Mindless insanity warning…slight character bashing…

Hey, I know it's a li'l early for Halloween, but it wouldn't have worked otherwise!

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH! wails OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S COPYRIGHTED IN THIS FIC!

Yami: mutters and thank god for THAT

Me: …death glare

Yami: gulp

Yugi: giggles

Yami: curses under his breath in Egyptian

[A/N: this is told from several POVs. Yes I am in this fic, it made it easier if I was.]

Seto Kaiba's POV

I am bored…so is everyone else, what else is new? Geez, and my place is one of the least boring places I know of, in my opinion. No one was saying much, not even Katya, who is usually on a sugar-high rampage.

Yugi did us all a favor by speaking up. "Any ideas on what to do?" I have to say that I've taken quite a liking to that sweet kid, even if—where in heck did THAT come from? sigh The rest of us just shook our heads, while I tried to think of something we hadn't done this weekend. A few more moments passed in silence, when Katya decided it got too quiet.

"OH MY GOD!" she yelled at practically the top of her lungs. I think I preferred the silence. Everyone jumped about a mile, and I informed Katya that I would appreciate it if my hearing was completely intact at the end of the day.

She looked a bit embarrassed, but said she had just remembered something. Joey asked what while rubbing his hand over his ear. I have to feel sorry for the Chihuahua; he was sitting right next to Katya and got the full blast of her outburst. She answered that Halloween was next week. ..and was that worth screaming about? I don't think so. "Aaaaand?" I said, laying on the sarcasm. She gave me one of her trademark Looks in reply. I backed down. Those looks strike fear into your heart, even mine.

Yugi looked like he understood a bit as Katya continued. "We could have a Halloween party!" Oh, groan. What will she think up next?

Yugi thought it was a great idea, and Joey and Tristan soon followed suit. I went along with them. "Do you plan on costuming up?"

I gulped. Oh damn, she's getting that evil I-have-a-totally-merciless-plan-in-mind look on her face. "Oh, we're going to be in costume, all right," she said, "and I have a few ideas for all of you." Oh god help us…

As if my day couldn't get much worse, Yami appeared next to Yugi. "I think a costume party would be fun," he said with an evil grin at me. I thought about cursing him out in 4 languages, but decided against it. "Especially if Katya decides for all of us," he added, with a purely demonic look on his face.

I tried to imitate Katya's death glare, but I don't think I got the message across.

"Hey, hold on a sec," said Joey, making Yami turn his smug-as-all-heck look on him instead, "exactly where are we going to hold this thing?"

Hey, the Chihuahua asked a smart question. I pointed this out to get an indignant (and a rather amusing one at that) look from the person in question. I decided I'd play Yami's game. "We could have it here," I offered.

I swear, you'd have thought that I'd announced that I was marrying Yugi, by the looks on the others' faces. Yes, guys, I can be generous. Ooh, wow biiiig surprise. Katya grinned and said, "I have another idea. Lets have it so that nobody knows who anyone else's costume is. That INCLUDES you 2," she said, pointing at Yami and Yugi, who looked rather disappointed. "We'll come to the party in our regular clothes, change one by one so that everyone gets a good look at everyone else." Hey, that was actually a good idea…oh damnit, she's the one who's thinking up the costumes for us.

The room was silent for a moment. Then Joey spoke up. "you know, that actually sounds like a good plan!"

Joey added, "I know that Mai will most likely refuse to wear a costume. But I think she'd be pretty decent at doing something else, like decorating or makeup." Another decent idea from the Chihuahua. Amazing. I started to plan automatically; hey I don't own one of the biggest corporations b/c I'm stupid.

"Ok, then, Joey, you can invite your sister; Tristan, talk to Mai about the makeup and decorating or whatever-" I was interrupted by the person in question.

"Why me?" he asked.

"You are her boyfriend, are you not, Tristan?" I received an exasperated look from him. What is it with all the looks today? "Anyway, get her to call Katya so they can put their heads together-" (I received a look from Katya that plainly said she was waiting for a sarcastic comment. I decided not to humor her, I'm in Business Mode at the moment) "-Yami and Yugi, I think you should invite Ryou and Bakura. Oh yea, I guess we have to invite that annoying dancer, so you invite her, too." Yami snickered, he knew my opinion of Tea, and surprisingly enough agreed with me on that subject.

I hate Tristan. He HAD to open his mouth and demand to know what I was going to do. I was informed by a certain hyperactive girl that we were going to be making plans, and that I would get to hear my costume plan first. I was about to protest when I received one of the worst death glares Katya had ever sent me. Those stupid Looks should me made illegal. Katya said that she would call all of us to discuss the costumes, and we left.

That is, the rest of them left. Katya pulled me into another room and said, "Ok, we have to plan what we're going to do in whatever room you choose for this." I nodded, and after about 15 min, we had our plans made.

SugarHighGirl turned back just as she was about to leave and said, "I have the best idea for your costume. You'll be the last, because this has to be my best idea ever." I said, "Ok, fine, lets hear it. Since I don't have any other ideas, I'll go with whatever this thing is." Oh boy, were those the words I regretted most right after that. She looked around, came up to me, and whispered something in my ear. I looked at her in shock, and realized what she meant. She grinned, "See ya."

I pulled out of my shock long enough to see that she was gone.

Then I fainted.

My POV

I ran home and collapsed on my couch, laughing so hard, I started to cry. Oh, the look on Seto's face when he heard me was PRICELESS! I SO wish I had a camera, that was a Kodak moment, if there ever was one! Hey he brought it upon himself, told me right off the bat that he was going to do it, before I had told him what it was. I guess I'll have to get help from Yugi, he's the only one I can trust to help me with this and keep quiet about it. I grinned to myself, imagining the others' reactions to their costume plans. Ooh, boy, tonight was going to be interesting…

Me: grinning evilly likes?

Yami: WHAT'S KAIBA'S COSTUME GONNA BE?

Me: you'll find out in the next chapter or so…

Yugi: infamous puppy eyes pleeeeaase tell us?

Me: must…resist…cuteness…must…resist…looks at yugi ERGH! Fine…but if u tell yami, I'll murder you. whispers in yugi's ear

Yugi: doubles over laughing OMG! howls with laugher, tears start streaming down his cheeks, he is laughing so hard

Me: evil grin I'm a genius. Just wait till u find out what I have in store for you 2.

Yami and Yugi: groan

Ok! Be nice, and review! Please? More insanity to come :)