Conversations and Communications Between The Bad, The Worse, The Ugly,
and The Just Plain Scary Letter # 1
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Rated: Not a clue... guessing PG or heck even G... :)
Letter 1:Dated about 3017 T.A. from Gollum to Shelob.
To Our Lady, Shelob,
We's is stuck. Caughts by the nasty tall man and hisss friendsss, those
stinkin' elvesss, we hates them. They ties us up and covers our eyes, yes
ties us with hurting ropes.gollum, gollum, ahhh
They ask us questions, questions, were was we and hows were we talking to
the ssspidersss. Yes, they asks. But we don't tell them, nooo!, the
nasties pestie elves!!!
Wes were just minding our own business and theys hunts us and finds us.
We bites them, yess and ohh! hows they yell, we bites them on the hands
and they ties us, ties us hard!, and then gollum takes us to stinkin'
elves place. It smells nasties elves all over! Our noses aches!
Wes been in Mordor, yes and hows they hurts us, they stretched us until
our boneses pop. The black Nazguls ask us questions and wes hurt bad!
Wes only tells them Baggins and Shire!! Thens they lets us go, and orcs
follow us. But they don't knows that we knows them following us!
Wes must go now, the man and the elvesss prinsss comes to us. They are
going to ask us more questions,ahhh! gollum I sends this letter with
yours daughters, One Tooth ands Sharp Poisssen.
Dumb? yes. fun to write? duh?
why did you think I wrote it, cause my english teacher told me to?
I think n0t :)