Author's Note: I figured it was a bit of a waste to make separate stories for a bunch of shorts that weren't even as long as book-chapter, so I'm going to upload new shorts as chapters in this single fic.

Most of these are also posted at bloody(underscore)shorts, the Hellsing drabble/short fic community on Livejournal.

Individual ratings and summaries in each chapter.

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Title: Monowire
Summary: Walter's getting annoyed . . .
Challenge: Questions That Should Never Have Been Asked
Rating: G
Word count: 82

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This was getting ridiculous.

The first time, Walter had merely been confused; he gave into Sir Integra's request without much question. The second time went much the same, though he was growing somewhat suspicious.

By the fifth time, however, he was annoyed. They (for he was sure Alucard was involved somehow) weren't even asking first!

It was annoying, but most of all it was confusing, and Walter could make neither heads nor tails of it.

What use could they have for monowire?