Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki. Yeah.
Warning: Yaoi. And such. x3
Gift for you! This was written as a gift for Ropponmatsu III and came from being in a long car ride to West Virginia together. x3

Hakkai:
Go-ku, there's no need to feel down,
I said, Go-ku, Sanzo's bound to come around,
I said, Go-ku, there are meat buns abound,
There's no need to be unhappy!

Go-ku, I've found some food you can eat,
I said, Go-ku, there's this place we could be,
There'll be women for Gojyo, and men for me,
Don't you see, we'll all be happy!

Trust me, it's alright to be gay
G-O-K-U
It's fine, so come my way
G-O-K-U

We'll get ourselves clean, have a good meal,
Go to our bedroom and do whatever we feel...

Sanzo:
Go-ku, are you listening to him?
I said, Go-ku, did you hear what he said?
I said, Go-ku, he's making you gay,
What happened to the time when we were all straight?

Hakkai:
Go-ku, no man lives all by himself,
I said, Go-ku, stuff your pride on the shelf,
And just do this, with me,
I know I can help you today!

Trust me, it's alright to be gay
G-O-K-U
It's fine, so come my way
G-O-K-U

I've got everything that'll make you enjoy,
So come with me, you silly little boy.

Trust me, it's alright to be gay
G-O-K-U
It's fine, so come my way
G-O-K-U

We'll get ourselves clean, have a good meal,
Go to our bedroom and do whatever we feel...

Sanzo:
Go-ku, I was once in your shoes,
I said, Go-ku, Hakkai hit on me, too,
I felt violated to the point I wanted to die,
Hell, why am I even still alive?

Goku:
Wait, what are you saying?
I said, Sanzo, what are you doing?
Hakkai's not the man for me,
I love you, didn't you see?

I know it's alright to be gay
S-A-N-Z-O,
I know it's alright, hey, don't go away!
S-A-N-Z-O!

Sanzo:
You're all out of your mind,
You need to get with the times,

G-O-K-U
It's not alright that your gay
G-O-K-U

Go-ku, Go-ku, there's no need for this shit,
Go-ku, Go-ku, go get me a cigarrette.

G-O-K-U
While your at it, grab me a beer
G-O-K-U

Hakkai:
Go-ku, Go-ku, there's no need to feel down.
Go-ku, Go-ku, Sanzo will eventually come around.

G-O-K-U
It's alright that you're gay
G-O-K-U

Go-ku, Go-ku, it's alright that you're gay,
Go-ku, Go-ku, I'm sure Sanzo feels the same way...